#130 Hey Kourtney, What’s a Poosh?

Sami and Jordana are back after a long Thanksgiving week. The open the show by talking about the resurgence of Amanda Bynes who is did an interview with Paper Magazine in which she seems lucid. Sami thinks that in hindsight the internet mob was way too harsh on Amanda and is hoping for the best for her. At 7:45 they talk about Kim Kardashian’s admission that she was high on ecstasy when she got married the first time and made her sex tape. At 10:20 they address the rumor that Colton, the new Bachelor, is actually gay and will come out of the closet at the new season’s end. At 14:15 a listener writes in asking what to do if a friend doesn’t accept her apology. At 19:45 a listener writes in wondering how soon is appropriate to take time off when working a new job. At 27:50 they play games including: “shoot, fu*k, marry- Kanye West, Prince Charles, Arie from the Bachelor.” and “would you rather spend the entire month of December drunk, or the entire month sober?”     Thanks to our sponsors! Living Proof- Make the switch to LivingProof TODAY by visiting LivingProof.com/SLAPPED and use promo code SLAPPED to get a free sample of their award-winning dry shampoo with your purchase. Third Love- Go to THIRDLOVE.com/BETCH now to find your perfect-fitting bra… and get 15% off your first purchase!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Nov 201829min

Aleen and Jordana are back from vacation. They’ve read an article about a resort in Switzerland that takes care of your Instagram while on vacation so guests can be present in the moment. Jordana loves the idea, Aleen thinks is not so sure. At 9:45 a listener writes in wondering what to do with about an upcoming holiday work party for a job where she has no friends. At 14:30 a listener writes in wondering if she’s justified for being mad at her friends for flaking on her birthday. At 22:04 a listener writes in wondering if she’s selfish for wanting to devote her holiday time to her family instead of her boyfriend’s parents who are divorced. At 28:30 they play some games including: “would you rather have a friend who cries every time you ask them to do something or a friend who unfollows you on Instagram after every flight?” “Shoot, fuck, marry: person who has no social media, person who doesn’t know what social media is, person who posts 5X a day everyday on social media”, and “would you rather always have a fucked up chipped manicure or 3 loose hairs that are always out of place and slightly sticking up?” Thanks To Our Sponsors Framebridge- With just a few taps on your phone, Framebridge lets you create a one-of-a-kind gift that will win Christmas and make someone happy for years to come. Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH you’ll save an additional 15% off your first order!   Policy Genius- Life insurance isn’t the most enjoyable thing to think about - most people don’t like thinking about dying. So if you’ve been avoiding getting life insurance because it’s difficult or confusing, give Policygenius a try. Just go to Policygenius dot com, get your quotes, and apply in minutes. You can do the whole thing on your phone right now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Nov 201835min

Sami and Aleen are back and they've made their triumphant return to twitter. They’re also celebrating being added to the Forbes list of “30 Under 30” by popping bottles that exploded all over the Betches kitchen. At 6:00 they talk about the tragic fires sweeping across California. They’re both proud of the Hollywood community for rising to the occasion to help victims in the area. At 10:20 they remember the destruction of Hurricane Sandy and when it hit NYC. At 16:20 a listener writes in wondering if she and her long distance friends are growing apart. At 23:20 a listener writes in wondering how to figure out what she really wants to do with her career. At 31:00 they play some games including would you rather: “wake up every morning at 5 AM or not be able to sleep until midnight?” and “have no wifi for 3 months straight, or have to call someone every time you wanted to text them?”   Thanks To Our Sponsors! Talk Space-The Talkspace platform has over 2,000 licensed therapists who are experienced in addressing life challenges we all face. To match with a perfect therapist for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy, go to Talkspace.com/BETCH, and use the code BETCH to get $45 off your first month and show your support for this show.    Living Proof-  Make the switch to LivingProof TODAY by visiting LivingProof.com/SLAPPED and use promo code SLAPPED to get a free sample of their award-winning dry shampoo with your purchase. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Nov 201835min

Jordana and Sami are back on this very special election day! They start by diving into the current shadefest between Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson and discussing whether or not “Thank U, Next” is about Pete or not. Jordana thinks that there’s no way team Grande could put together a song so fast. At 8:20 they discuss Britney Spears and whether or not she’s being over medicated to continue making money for her camp. They both wonder if Britney could have been saved in the social media era when it didn’t take a team of people to craft a public persona and turn you into a star. At 16:10 a listener writes in wondering why a guy she’s dating is constantly roasting her when out in public. At 23:20 A listener writes in wondering how to make a career change after discovering that her dream job isn’t her dream job. At 29:40 they play some games including, “BFF, party with, shoot: Ariana Grande, Gigi Hadid, Taylor Swift”, and “Would you rather: date someone who didn’t speak the same language as you, or someone who can’t read?” Thanks to our sponsors! Policy Genius-Policygenius is the easy way to get life insurance online. In just two minutes you can compare quotes from the top insurers to find the best policy for you. Go to Policygenius.com, get your quotes, and apply in minutes M Gemi- Go see for yourself how amazing these shoes are at MGemi.com/Betches for fifty dollars off your first pair. Italian luxury made the old way, sold the new way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Nov 201834min

Aleen and Jordana are back and are psyched about the return of TV season. They both spent the weekend watching the “Sabrina The Teenage Witch” remake. Aleen was obsessed with the trailer because she loves magic but was semi disappointed to find out that that it’s more of a teen drama than a spellbinding, dark show. At 10:20 they talk about the “Clueless” remake. Jordana is all for adding a fresh coat of paint to the franchise while Aleen feels as though there’s no need to update it. At 15:15 a listener writes in wondering what to do about a friend who is recklessly hooking up with boys who should be off limits. At 22:11 a listener writes in wondering how to juggle quality time with her boyfriend and her single friends who want to go out. At 29:25 they play some games including “Shoot, BFF, party with: Melissa Joan Hart, Cher Horowitz, and Cady Heron” and “Chuck, fu*k, marry: Aaron Samuels, Harvey Kinkle, and Josh from ‘Clueless’”. Thanks to our sponsors!   Third Love- Go to THIRDLOVE.com/BETCH now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase! Policy Genius- Policygenius is the easy way to get life insurance online. In just two minutes you can compare quotes from the top insurers to find the best policy for you. Go to Policygenius.com, get your quotes, and apply in minutes Billie- Billie is a Female-first shave brand taking on the pink tax, offering high-quality razors at half the price of you'd pay in stores. Go to MYBILLIE.COM, that’s MY BILLIE DOT COM to start shaving with Billie today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Okt 201834min

Sami and Aleen are back for a special mailbag episode in celebration of the release of “When’s Happy Hour”. At 4:40 a listener feeling overqualified at work writes in wondering if it’s time to ask for a higher position that her company is trying to fill. At 14:15 a listener writes in wondering how to not be resentful of a co-worker who is taking advantage of their company’s work from home policy. At 19:46 they play some games including “party with, BFF with or chuck: Anna Wintour, Beyonce, Sophia Amoruso” and “would you rather work in a beautiful office 80 hours a week, or work in an office that looks like a prison for 20 hours a week?” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Okt 201827min

Sami and Jordana are back. They begin talking about the breakup of Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson. Sami has been listening to the rumor mill and has come up with some theories as to why the two broke up, some of them, more dramatic than others. At 7:35 they talk about the possibility that child stars misbehave and do drugs because they are abused by adults with influence in Hollywood. Jordana admits that she doesn’t understand why celebrities’ personal lives are any of our business. At 17:40 they talk about Meghan Markle’s pregnancy, wondering what the royal baby will look like. At 22:00 a listener writes in wondering how to get excited about studying abroad after being underwhelmed by the experience. At 29:20 they play some games including “would you rather have lived 4 months abroad in college or right now?” and “shoot, marry, BFF with: Ariana Grande, Meghan Markle, Selena Gomez”. Thanks to our sponsors! M Gemi- Go see for yourself how amazing these shoes are at MGemi.com/Betches for fifty dollars off your first pair. Italian luxury made the old way, sold the new way. Talk Space- The Talkspace platform has over 2,000 licensed therapists who are experienced in addressing life challenges we all face. To match with a perfect therapist for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy, go to Talkspace.com/BETCH, and use the code BETCH to get $45 off your first month and show your support for this show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Okt 201833min

Aleen and Jordana are back and Aleen is on the verge of tears talking about “A Star Is Born.” Jordana seems to think the movie is pretty much the same thing as “Walk The Line”. Aleen doesn’t really dispute that. At 3:30 they talk about Mike “The Situation” going to jail. They both agree that if you don’t pay your taxes, you have to do the time. At 10:20 they talk about Banksy’s art sale. Jordana thinks it’s a total PR stunt and is unsure how they get the money to Banksy if no one even knows who he is. At 13:45 a listener writes in wondering how to break up with her roommate and move out on her own. At 20:20 a listener writes in wondering how to leave a job that she recently just got for a job that pays more. At 25:25 they play some games including, “would you rather watch 40 hours of TV a week or throw your TV out?,” “would you rather be on ‘RHONY’ or ‘Survivor’?” and “shoot fu*k marry: The Situation, Justin Bieber’s Dad, Jax Taylor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Okt 201834min