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Aleen and Jordana are back and talking about Andy Cohen’s celeb-packed baby shower this weekend. They speculate about which of the Real Housewives were M.I.A. from the shower and why that might be. At 9:20 their Throwback Convo of the Week features RHOC Season 7. Is it just us or were the Housewives way harsh back then? At 24:30 a listener writes in asking how to get her rude ass BFF to be less of an airhead. They also share the secret to a happy couple: his-and-hers sinks. At 36:30 they close out the show with a round of RHOC-themed “Shoot, F*ck, Marry” and ask “Would You Rather” attend a Kardashian party or a Bravo party? Betches has launched a new dating app called Ship! Check it out now at betches.co/ship Thanks to our sponsors! Framebridge- Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH to save an additional 15% off your first order! Shoedazzle- Go to Shoedazzle.com/SLAPPED to get your first pair of shoes for just $10!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Jan 201949min

Aleen and Sami are back and talking about today’s launch of the new Ship dating app from Betches. At 7:35 they dive into the dueling Fyre Festival documentaries and never want the convo to end. Which one did you like better, Netflix of Hulu? At 26:10 Sami makes a shocking confession. At 33:10 they continue the theme of influencer scams with a discussion of Caroline Calloway and her failed creativity "seminars." At 42:00 they respond to an email about finding new friends. They conclude with some con-artist themed games and thoughts on Oscar snubs. Betches has launched a new dating app called Ship! Check it out now at betches.co/ship Thanks to our sponsors! Third Love- Go to ThirdLove.com/Betch now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Jan 201950min

Sami and Jordana are back and talking about the new show on Netflix, “You” starring Penn Badgley. Isn’t he just playing the same role from Gossip Girl? They agree that the stalker genre is always entertaining. At 10:00 they discuss the egg picture that went viral on Instagram this week. At 11:45 they discuss an article about influencers faking brand deals. Is this going to ruin the industry? At 24:00 they read a listener email about trying to fit into a bridesmaid dress. Is it time brides stop making us wear matching dresses? At 29:30 another listener writes in to ask for help with a psycho manager. They play “Would You Rather” with some tough questions about money vs fame. And they ask: would you want to party with your 21-year-old self? Thanks to our sponsors! Framebridge- Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH to save an additional 15% off your first order! Beachbody- Get a special free trial membership when you text BETCH to 303030 Kopari- Go to KopariBeauty.com/slapped to make the safe switch today, and save $5 off your first order when you subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Jan 201944min

Aleen and Jordana are ready to break down all the television that’s worth catching up on since the holiday break, starting with the Netflix phenomenon “Bird Box.” Jordana liked the movie. Aleen hasn’t seen it but they both agree that there are few things more meme-able than Sandra Bullock walking around a forest in a blindfold. At 4:30 they talk about the chaos happening on season 5 of RHOC. At 15:00 they talk about the Golden Globes and how Lady Gaga’s presence spiced up the ceremony. At 20:00 a listener writes in wondering how to help her friends be more responsible with their finances. At 28:20 a listener writes in wondering how to ask her roommate’s boyfriend to be more considerate of her belongings. At 33:30 they play some games including “shoot, party with, bff” and “shoot, fuck, marry.”   Thanks to our sponsors! Zola- To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry on Zola, go to ZOLA.com/slapped Hourglass- Discover Hourglass and experience unparalleled, next-generation performance by visiting Hourglass Cosmetics.com/SLAPPED, and use promo code SLAPPED to get free shipping with your purchase of a full-sized Caution Mascara! Go to DAILY-HARVEST.com and enter promo code SLAPPED to get three cups FREE in your first box! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Jan 201944min

Jordana and Sami are here to help you ring in 2019. They both agree that 2018 was a good one and are hoping 2019 follows suit. At 7:30 they discuss their favorite slang words that have been put to rest in the last year or so. At 12:50 they reveal their New Year’s resolutions. At 20:30 a listener moving cross country wants to know if it’s time to get a raise if she’s to stay with her company. At 23:20 an unmarried betch wants to know how to be less annoyed by her married friends when they talk about their husbands. At 32:10 they play some games including, “would you rather never be able to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom or never have the thermostat above 63?”and “shoot fuck marry: RHONY, RHOBH, and Vanderpump Rules”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Jan 201936min

Sami and Aleen are back and joined by the mythical, Enty Laya. At 6:19 Enty explains where he gets his information from and how people become sources for him. At 12:00 they do a deep investigation on Ariana Grande’s good girl image and whether it’s a facade or not. At 22:00 they talk about why there’s been a shift in celebrity partying from the night clubs of Los Angeles to the basement of their homes. At 26:00 they talk about the questionable move by Justin Bieber to not get a prenup with Hailey Baldwin. At 31:10 they talk about the strategy of celebs fabricating debilitating diseases to cover up drug problems. At 37:00 Enty spills the tea on the biggest Kardashian secrets. At 49:00 Enty gives an update on the rising tensions within the royal family.   Thanks to our sponsor, Care/of. For 25% off your first month of personalized Care/of vitamins, visit TakeCareOf.com and enter "Slapped".  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Dec 20181h 6min

Sami and Jordana are back with the second to last episode of 2018. They start by talking about Pete Davidson’s troubling instagram post. They both feel like it’s a cry for help stemming, possibly, from Ariana Grande’s fans rabidly bullying him on social media. At 6:30 they talk about the utter chaos breaking out on celebrity twitter with Kanye West going on an unhinged rampage. At 10:40 they talk about the drama unfolding on “Vanderpump Rules”. They feel it might finally be time to recognize that Sur is just an HR nightmare. At 13:55 they give a royal update on Meghan Markle’s refusal to hunt pheasants and the drama between her and Kate. At 23:30 a listener writes in wondering if her apathy in a new job that allows her to work from home might ruin her in the long run. At 28:45 a listener writes in wondering how to approach her boyfriend’s group of friends about inviting his ex girlfriend to gatherings. At 35:50 they play would you rather.    Thanks to our sponsors  Boon- Send your Betchiest Holiday Greetings with our Betches Design Pack on Boon. Just download the app by searching Send Boon (2 words) in the itunes app store. Thirdlove-Go to THIRDLOVE.com/BETCH now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase!  Framebridge- Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH you’ll save an additional 15% off your first order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Dec 201842min

Aleen and Jordana are back, just in time for the Mumford and Sons concert. Aleen is a huge Mumford fan and doesn’t care if you make fun of her for it. At 6:50 they talk about the premier of season 2 of “Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”. They’re trying to keep up with the lightning fast dialogue but overall are enjoying the show and its change of scenery in season 2. At 9:30 they talk about Real Housewives of Orange County” through the years coming to the conclusion that, unfortunately, it’s a little tacky. At 17:15 a listener writes in wondering if it’s time to move home instead of living with her boyfriend and his annoying roommates. At 23:00 a listener writes in wondering if she should confront a friend who hooked up with one of her exes while they were on a break. At 29:15 they play some games including: “would you rather- live with your bf’s parents for 5 years and then live in your dream home for the rest of your life or live in a home you think is just ok forever?” “would you rather listen to Christmas music for 10 months of the year or listen to no music for 10 months of the year?” and “shoot, fuck, marry- Jason Mamoa, Liam Hemsworth, and Marcus Mumford”. Thanks to our sponsors! Living Proof- Make the switch to LivingProof TODAY by visiting LivingProof.com/SLAPPED and use promo code SLAPPED to get a free sample of their award-winning dry shampoo with your purchase.   Talkspace- To match with a perfect therapist for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy, go to Talkspace.com/BETCH, and use the code BETCH to get $45 off your first month and show your support for this show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Dec 201838min