Why Was College More High School Than High School?

Jordana and Aleen start with details from the wedding they attended this weekend, including the moment Aleen ran into Countess Luann. Next, they discuss the latest drama from RHONY and react to Tinsley’s lack of life skills. Does she just need a life makeover? At 18:10 they talk about influencer Marissa Fuchs getting engaged (then married) last week on Instagram and why everyone is suspicious of her involvement. They talk about The Hills reunion airing this week and share some of their favorite moments from the show’s original run. At 41:55 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with being an only child of a stage-five clinger mom with conservative political views. How do you create boundaries and gain independence from your mother? At 47:20 they finish the show with a “Who Knows The Hills?” trivia game and tell us who they want to Betch Slap. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Juni 201952min

Sami, Jordana and Aleen start with a recap of their weekends, including a trip to the Hamptons and a housewarming party. Next, they discuss Taylor Swift’s new single and explain why everyone is talking about the music video. At 14:35 they tell us why this week’s episode of RHONY was the best in the history of the show. Then they talk about the drama that unfolded in the latest episode of Big Little Lies. At 50:35 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with a friend who can’t help but project her insecurities on others. How do you not take hurtful comments personally? At 55:20 they finish the show with a Father’s Day themed game of “Which Celebs Posted About Their Dad?” and tell us who they want to Betch Slap.   Thanks to our sponsors!   For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!   Thirdlove: That’s ThirdLove.com/BETCH for 15% off today!   BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month with discount code SLAPPED when you visit BetterHelp.com/SLAPPED! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Juni 20191h

Aleen, Sami and Jordana start with some exciting announcements (be sure to listen to this week’s U Up? for more). Then they recap their weekend highlights, including a fun poolside hang, and share a great summer cocktail recipe. Next, they discuss Britney’s claim that paparazzi are editing photos to make her look heavier. At 13:10 they talk about Kylie Jenner throwing a Handmaid’s Tale party for her new bff. Is this weird or funny? They speculate about the announcement that Lisa Vanderpump is officially leaving RHOBH. At 26:20 they recap the premiere episode of Big Little Lies. Is Meryl the only good thing about this season? At 34:00 a listener writes in to ask for help with a guy that crept back into her life. At 43:00 they play a Big Little Lies-themed game of “Kill, F*ck, Meryl” and tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week. Thanks to our sponsors! Malibu: For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook! Daily Harvest: Go to daily-harvest.com and enter promo code Slapped to get three cups free in your first box! Lola: For 40% off all subscriptions, visit mylola.com and enter promo code Slapped when you subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Juni 201954min

Jordana, Aleen and Sami kick off the show with a recap of the bachelorette party that took place over the weekend and compare their embarrassing sleep habits. At 7:00 they talk about an ongoing trial that involves Ashton Kutcher and a serial killer. Next, they preview the upcoming seasons of Handmaid’s Tale and Big Little Lies. Unpopular opinion: is Reese Witherspoon the most annoying actress in Hollywood? At 18:55 they catch us up on the latest RHONY drama and tell us which cast members they think are really friends outside the show. They also recap this season of RHOBH, including Lisa Vanderpump’s latest manipulations. At 39:10 a listener asks for advice about getting her first job out of college. Another listener writes in to ask whether or not it’s okay to skip a bachelorette weekend with 26 girls and only one bathroom. Does it count as high maintenance if you want your own bed and bathroom? At 51:35 they play a game where they vote on which of them is highest and lowest maintenance on vacation, then tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Juni 201959min

Aleen, Sami and Jordana are back from Memorial Day and tell us all about their weekend getaways, including Jordana’s crazy Uber story. They talk about Paris Hilton reigniting her feud with Lindsay Lohan on Watch What Happens Live. At 23:52 they’re joined by Olivia Wilde to talk about her new movie Booksmart. They start out with their reaction to the film and talk about how the soundtrack came together. Olivia tells us which line in the movie was changed during filming and how it relates to her character on The OC. At 32:20 they talk about the trend toward women gassing each other up instead of tearing each other down. They discuss how Olivia got into directing and highlight the gender disparity among directors in Hollywood. They swap embarrassing stories from high school and tell us what they’d do differently if they could. At 54:58 they finish the show with a lightning-round pop quiz all about Olivia’s favorite things and most embarrassing secrets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Maj 20191h 2min

Aleen, Sami and Jordana are here with the only Game of Thrones roast you need to hear, but first they recap the latest RHOBH drama. Is Lisa Vanderpump really going to quit the show? They also catch us up on RHONY and share their favorite moments from the season so far. At 16:03 they dive into the Game of Thrones finale and give their thoughts on how it all ended. Is anybody satisfied with the outcome? They highlight some of the most frustrating plot holes and unresolved storylines from the series. Is the show just setting us up for the inevitable sequels? At 38:30 they offer suggestions for how the ending could have been fixed and tell us where things went wrong. At 49:30 a listener writes in to ask if it’s okay to ignore people who reach out over LinkedIn. Where do you draw the line when it comes to networking? To close the show they test their Game of Thrones knowledge with a “Who Killed Who?” trivia game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Maj 20191h 4min

Aleen, Sami and Jordana are back with their reaction to the penultimate Game of Thrones episode. Why are they rushing through this season? At 20:40 the GOT conversation is over and they dive into a crazy story about a NY socialite who faked her own wedding and tricked the groom into thinking they were legally married for three years. They debate whether or not he really knew what was going on, or if she actually fooled him for this long. At 38:50 a listener asks if it’s okay to feel rejected by a close friend who didn’t choose her to be a bridesmaid. Another listener writes in to ask how to juggle two groups of friends. They finish the show with a game about the most famous celebrity couples who may or may not actually be married, and some passionate Betch-Slaps of the week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Maj 20191h 3min

Aleen, Sami and Jordana are back from Mexico to talk about Aleen’s bachelorette party weekend. They recap everything that happened on the trip and admit which one of them is always first to ditch the club and head home to sleep. At 10:40 they talk about last night’s Met Gala, including what the “Camp” theme was supposed to mean, the best outfits of the night, and which celebrities missed the point. At 28:20 they dive into the latest Game of Thrones episode and predict what will happen in the final two weeks. At 41:50 a listener writes in to ask if she should feel guilty for not obeying the rules of girl code. They finish the show with a game about some of the most surprising Met Gala dates of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Maj 20191h 1min