Britney’s Huge Book Deal, Julia Haart’s Downfall, & Euphoria’s Unrealistic Play
@Betches24 Feb 2022

Britney’s Huge Book Deal, Julia Haart’s Downfall, & Euphoria’s Unrealistic Play

Last week Jordana and Aleen got drinks (& got blackout), and the week before Jordana and Sami did the same. Enter a *brilliant* new concept: socializing (& drinking) with friends should be considered a hobby. They come to you, dear audience, for name ideas for this revolutionary hobby (send us your recs). And as friends do, the trio gets sidetracked with an impromptu HBO show rating—Sopranos is obvi at the top, but there’s some debate about 2nd & 3rd place. Then onto another star at the top—Ms. Britney Spears & her $15 million book deal (that’s bigger than J.K. Rowling’s btw). Speaking of wizardry, they chat about My Unorthodox Life’s Julia Haart, who has a life so wild it might as well be magic. They discuss her unfortunate downfall before diving into other chaotic TV topics: Summer House’s Amanda and Kyle have hit an all time *cringey* high (that stye tho); the play in Euphoria’s latest ep was v unrealistic; & J Lo and Owen Wilson have no sexual chemistry in Marry Me (but hey, at least we finally got a romcom). Whether you agree or disagree, or if you just have a new show they need to watch, throw us a 5 star review and share your thoughts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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#9 Jax, Tom, or Tom w/ Girl With No Job

#9 Jax, Tom, or Tom w/ Girl With No Job

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23 Nov 201634min

#8 The Future Is Still Female

#8 The Future Is Still Female

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16 Nov 201626min

#7 All Signs Point To Gay

#7 All Signs Point To Gay

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#6 How To Get Out Of Being A Bridesmaid

#6 How To Get Out Of Being A Bridesmaid

In this episode the Betches discuss the etiquette of rejecting an invitation to be a bridesmaid and whether serial monogamy is a red flag for a guy. They also play the British edition of Shoot Fuck Marry and a controversial Would You Rather. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Nov 201629min

#5 New Sex Trumps Old Sex

#5 New Sex Trumps Old Sex

On this week’s episode of Betch Slapped, The Betches are joined by comedian Jared Freid of The JTrain Podcast and discuss what to do when a guy doesn’t answer your texts, setting standards with with bros you’re hooking up with, and live streaming giving birth. Yeah we went there. We also play our fave game “Would You Rather” about betches obsessed with social media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Okt 201629min

#4 If You Don't Know Who The Dud Is, It's Probably You

#4 If You Don't Know Who The Dud Is, It's Probably You

On this week's episode, The Betches talk about Jordan and Jojo's televised bachelor wedding, King Cairo's Ferrari themed birthday party, WTF is a towd, and their biggest pet peeves. We give advise to a girl ghosted on Hinge and discuss which bachelor contestants we'd like to shoot, fu**, and marry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Okt 201629min

#3 Why "Locker Room Talk" is BS

#3 Why "Locker Room Talk" is BS

The Betches discuss Drake and Rihanna's break up and "locker room talk" in the second presidential debate. They also advise a reader about how to handle a psycho, clingy roommate and discuss which absurd Americans they'd rather have as their president. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Okt 201626min

#2 How To Tell If You’re A F**kgirl

#2 How To Tell If You’re A F**kgirl

In our second episode, The Betches discuss the definition of a f**kgirl and f**ckboy, the vice presidential debate (snoozefest!), Kim Kardashian’s robbery, and the new Google phone. We also answer a Dear Betch about dating app text etiquette. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Okt 201626min

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