Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 5 (Kill List)
Mind if we perch? The podcast is off to Norway for an @Betches retreat following yet another memorable episode of Succession. Our very own Quad Squad (Sami and Aleen) are back to recap Episode 5 of the final season, and they have a kill list of their own to discuss. They cover Kendall’s Scooby Doo negotiation tactics, Roman’s epic mountaintop rant, and the bags and bags of blood. So much blood. Plus, they share their favorite quotes from the week, and make some predictions for where the future of the company is heading, with or without ATN. Thanks for listening… but if a podcast collapses in the woods and no one hears it, is it an SEC violation? Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 5 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24 Apr 20231h 10min
Are Kylie And Timmy A PR stunt?, The Summerhouse Showdown, & Jordana’s Back In The Burbs
Jordana’s officially in the burbs. Welcome back to Long Island, betch. The trio is all together IRL and begin today’s episode with Jordana offering Sami & Aleen her review of Air, giving it a solid 4.25 out of 5. They dive into discussing the hottest new PR relationship in Hollywood: Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet. Then they wrap up with some reality TV tea: debriefing Summer House drama between Lindsay and Danielle, and the latest on Vanderpump Rules. To close things out, we find out the casting list for ‘3 Betch Movers.’ Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20 Apr 202358min
Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 4 (Honeymoon States)
It’s a somber episode this week, but we have a great grief guy for you… well, actually two great grief Betches to recap Episode 4 of the final season of Succession. Sami and Aleen have their Tom Wam lip balm on, and share their thoughts about everything that happened leading up to the pivotal board vote. They give their 5-Waystar Earnings Report review, including their favorite moments from the week, and share a myriad of memorable quotes. Plus, they get to the bottom of Logan’s underlined-in-pencil wishes, speculate about Shiv’s pregnancy storyline, and forecast what will happen next. Thanks for listening… but you might wanna put down that fish taco, you’re getting your melancholy everywhere. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 4 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17 Apr 202355min
T-Swift’s Joe Alwyn Era Is Over, Debriefing Sandoval’s Infuriating Tell-All, & Kate Middleton’s Royal Cuticles
Ciao, betch! Sami is coming at you live from Italia, with Aleen back home. They wish Tay Tay (all too) well following her recent split from Joe Alwyn. Then they share their hot takes on Tom Sandoval’s recent tell-all interview that no one asked for… however, we’re salivating for the reunion. They wrap up with the internet’s latest viral obsessions: Ben Affleck speaking fluent Spanish — who knew — and a reaction on Harry’s confirmed attendance for King Charles’ coronation. It’s pretty obvious who we’re sending to the Caymans this week…. Howie Mandel. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13 Apr 202350min
Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 3 (Connor's Wedding)
Somebody get me the best airplane-medicine-expert in the world, because Sami and Aleen have a lot to discuss and the plane is circling. Episode 3 of the final season of Succession was a memorable one, following the bombshell moment when **spoilers ahead** the family patriarch died on his private plane and everybody was left scrambling. How will things shake out now that the true meaning of “Succession” is in full swing – dramaturgically speaking – and what will happen to the family now that Logan is gone? Plus, they share the standout quotes of the week, talk about the wedding-that-wasn’t (but actually kinda was), and forecast some major predictions for the rest of the season. Thanks for listening… You make us feel like we caught a foul ball at Yankee Stadium. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 3 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10 Apr 20231h 17min
Barbie’s Meme Tour, Sandoval’s Cover Up, & The Joys Of Canceling Plans
Is anything sweeter than getting out plans at the last second? Maybe having someone come over and cook your holiday dinner for you. Aleen, Sami, and Jordana tell us all about their Passover dinner plans – sorry we couldn’t make it – and why Gefilte fish deserves more respect. The Barbie trailer has everyone talking, and we’re in… but is the movie going to live up to the memes? They talk about the reasons Barbie is going viral, and share the scoop on why Amy Schumer dropped out of the project. Then they go deep on the latest Scandoval news – Schwartz tried to do damage control on WWHL last night – but something isn’t quite adding up. They send Sandy’s business partner on a one way trip to the Caymans so he can try to get his stories straight. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6 Apr 202344min
Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 2 (Rehearsal)
Anyone up for some karaoke? The final season of Succession continues with episode 2, and Sami & Aleen – just a couple of regular joes – are recapping it all. The siblings are still scheming, Conn0r’s rehearsal dinner awaits (sorry we’re late, the chopper took off without us), and Logan returns to his ATN roots to inspire the pirate crew. Plus, they dive into Logan’s karaoke room apology as the Gojo deal looms. Finally, they close the show with a round of “We Rate You” featuring their Number One Boy and some deeply uncomfortable moments - Kerry’s audition tape continues to haunt our focus group nightmares. Thanks for listening… we hear for you. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 2 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3 Apr 20231h 6min
Gwyneth’s Ski Accident, Harry Styles & EmRata’s PDA, & Selena’s In Her Single Girl Era
We’ve got a lot to catch up on, betch. Most importantly, how much does a good haircut cost these days? Aleen, Sami, and Jordana begin with their hot takes on Hollywood’s hottest new couples: Harry Styles & EmRata, and Selena Gomez & Zayn Malik are both making headlines. After that, they break down Gwyneth Paltrow’s memeable court case, and while on the topic of problematic blondes, they share their thoughts on Reese Witherspoon’s divorce. Aleen wraps up with her debrief on Daisy Jones and the 6 — should we be watching? — and they tell us where the new season of White Lotus will take plus. Terry Sanderson (aka the guy who’s suing Gwyneth) will be sent to the Caymans, because he’ll probably be paying her legal fees anyway. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30 Mars 202352min
