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Aleen, Sami and Jordana are all here, and they start off talking about Sami’s upcoming 30th birthday. At 6:40 they discuss an article in the Atlantic asking if millennials are getting tired of drinking. This leads to a conversation about their changing drinking habits. At 23:10 they share a dramatic reading of the cringeworthy poem Justin Bieber wrote for Hailey Baldwin. At 28:00 a listener writes in to ask how she should deal with a coworker who insists on talking about his political opinions all day. They finish the show with a game of “Guess the Celebrity Poet” featuring some of the most absurd poems celebrities have ever written. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Apr 201947min

Aleen and Jordana are back and talking about the crazy Elizabeth Holmes documentary that everyone is obsessed with. At 5:15 they discuss the launch of Kourtney Kardashian’s new lifestyle brand Poosh. After all that hype, is this really just another version of Goop? At 11:20 Aleen updates us on her RHOC rewatch, which is already into Season 13. Then they discuss a news story about male birth control being just a few years away. Would you trust your guy to remember to take his birth control pills? At 28:00 a listener writes in to ask if she should tell a close friend that she’s about to get dumped. They finish the show with a game of “21-ish Questions” all about Real Housewives cast members. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Apr 201948min

Sami and Jordana discuss the celebrities showing up to Kanye West’s new “Sunday Service” performances. Is Kanye starting a church? At 10:00 they discuss a new conspiracy theory about Kourtney’s latest photoshop fail. Are celebrities really putting out poorly edited pics just to get us to stare at them? They also talk about the fake drama on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this season and a rumor about who may be joining the cast. At 26:10 a listener asks how to deal with not being included in a friend’s bridal party. Another listener writes in to ask why everyone is always questioning her happiness. In honor of Sarah Jessica Parker’s birthday, they close the show with a game of Sex and the City trivia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Mars 201947min

Sami and Aleen are back and talking about their upcoming bachelorette party plans. At 5:15 they dive into the crazy college admissions scandal that landed Felicity Huffman and Aunt Becky in jail. Then they discuss Kourtney Kardashian’s mystery brand Poosh, Jordyn Woods back in the news, and the gripping new Madeleine McCann documentary. At 21:00 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with a difficult manager. Another listener asks for their opinions on not inviting children to her wedding. Is it weird to not include your own nieces? They finish the show with a sex-awards themed game and their Betch Slap of the Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Mars 201949min

Aleen and Jordana are back and talking about all the hype behind tonight’s Bachelor finale. Jordana gives us some expert tips for choosing your dating-app pics, including what not to do. At 6:00 they talk about J.Lo and A-Rod getting engaged. Is there any truth to the cheating rumors? They predict which Hollywood couples are actually faithful and which ones are not. At 17:10 they discuss to the new season of RHONY and catch us up on their Orange County re-watch. Aleen has a question about one of the Housewives marriages that just doesn’t add up. At 30:30 a listener writes in to ask if she should be concerned that her boyfriend didn’t ask for a plus-one to his cousin’s wedding. Another listener asks for help with splitting the cost of a bachelorette party. Is it normal to cover costs for the bride? They finish the show with a game of Real Housewives-themed Would You Rather and their Betch Slap of the Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Mars 201949min

Sami and Aleen are back and talking about the Michael Jackson documentary that debuted on HBO this week. Why do people feel the need to doubt the accounts of abuse survivors? At 11:45 Aleen shares a rumor about the surprising celeb Kourtney Kardashian is secretly dating. Could this guy really be her new boyfriend? At 16:30 a listener writes in for help with being happy for her friends despite remaining single and jobless after college. Then another listener asks what to do about her brother and her best friend hooking up behind her back. They finish the show with a game of Kardashian relationship trivia and share their Betch Slap of the week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Mars 201938min

Sami and Jordana are back and talking about their weekend trip to Colombia, including the peaks and pits of their vacay. At 5:40 they talk about the Oscars, react to Green Book’s controversial best picture win and discuss Lady Gaga’s chemistry with Bradley Cooper. They dive into the Jordyn Woods scandal and share some Kardashian conspiracy theories. Could this all just be a ploy to get Tristan Thompson out of the picture? At 28:30 a listener writes in to ask about going on a trip with friends who want to bring their boyfriends along. Should there have been a convo before they were invited? Another listener asks for advice with running an Instagram account alongside her lazy friend. Is there any good way to tell a friend they’re f*cking up? At 42:40 they close out the show with a game of Guess the Virgin and tell us who they’d like to Betch Slap this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Feb 201948min

Jordana and Aleen are back and talking about the internet’s reaction to the passing of Karl Lagerfeld. At 5:55 they discuss the crazy vintage dress Kim K wore over the weekend. Does Kim have a right to be outraged that companies are selling cheap replicas of the designs she wears? At 12:20 they catch us up on Aleen’s RHOC re-watch and discuss the new Bev Hills season. Is Denise Richards a good fit for the show? At 25:45 they ask if we have too many boring streaming options to choose from right now. At 36:15 a listener writes in to ask if she’s being the high maintenance one in her friend group, and another asks for advice about quitting a job she just started. They close out the show with a trivia game all about how much money each of the Real Housewives make for being on the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Feb 201954min