S4 E13: Talkin’ Turkey w/ Country Club Adjacent: Jake, Griff, Mark, & Blake

The boys from Country Club Adjacent stop by for Thanksgiving Dinner. I’m cookin’ up a turducken, creamed spinach and a sweet potato pie while we chat about the best golf courses, country club rules, and Chase Koepka’s amazing hole-in-one. And then there’s Griff’s gift of spot-on accents. Catch Bert and his team in New Orleans over the Big Game Weekend! It's SHIRT v SKINS with Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil 2/08/25 at the UNO Lakefront Arena Tix at https://bertbertbert.com Follow Country Club Adjacent: https://www.instagram.com/countryclubadjacent This episode is brought to you by Hero Bread. Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order of their new recipe. Go to https://hero.co and use code BURNING at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://uncommongoods.com/burning Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://talkspace.com/burning SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ THANKSGIVING DINNER Cornbread Stuffing Ingredients: * 4 slices keto bread * 2 slices Keto cornbread * 3 TBSP melted butter * 1 egg * 2 stalks celery * ¼ cups leeks * ½ tsp garlic * 1 tsp Italian seasoning * ¼ tsp sage * ½ tsp salt & pepper * Olive oil * ½ tsp celery seasoning * ½ chicken broth Steps: 1. Crumble keto bread and corn bread and drizzle with olive oil, baking for 10 minutes at 350 degrees. 2. Sauté veggies in olive oil and seasonings 3. Mix egg with melted butter and chicken broth, adding sauteed veggies and mixing well. 4. Combine all ingredients and bake for 10 minutes, covered in foil Turducken Roll Ingredients: * 6 cups water * 1/3 cup kosher salt * Boneless, skinless turkey breast * 2 boneless, skinless duck breasts * 2 TBSP chopped sage * 2 TBSP chopped thyme * Salt and pepper * 2 chicken-apple sausages * 12 slices hardwood smoked bacon * 2 TBSP olive oil Steps: 1. Bring water and salt to a boil, then let cool and brine turkey for an hour. Preheat oven to 325 degrees. 2. Tenderize turkey and duck then season with herbs, salt and pepper. 3. Lay down turkey, then duck, keto cornbread stuffing, and place two sausages the length of the breasts. Roll meats up. Layer bacon slightly overlapping each other and roll onto turducken, securing with butcher’s twine to form a roulade. 4. Sear roulade in olive oil on all sides then bake for 95 minutes. Gravy Ingredients: * 1 chicken bouillon cube * 1 beef stock bouillon cube * 2 ¼ cups boiling water * 4 tbsp butter * 4 tbsp flour * ½ tsp onion powder * ¼ tsp ground pepper * Salt Steps: 1. Dissolve bouillon in boiling water 2. Melt butter in saucepan. Then add flour, onion powder and pepper. 3. While stirring, pour in half of the liquid to creating a roux. Stir until thick. Add salt and pepper to taste. Creamed Spinach Ingredients: * 1 pound frozen chopped spinach * 2 tbsp butter * ½ medium onion * 2 cloves garlic * ¾ cups heavy whipping cream * 4 ounces cream cheese * 1 cup parmesan * Pinch of nutmeg * Salt and pepper Steps: 1. Thaw spinach and drain water 2. Sauté butter and onion. Once lightly browned, stir in garlic, cream, cheeses, and nutmeg. 3. Stir in spinach and add salt and pepper to taste. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices