Selena & Benny Get Engaged, Jack Schlossberg Is Babygirl Of The Year, & Lindsay Lohan's New Look
@Betches13 Dec 2024

Selena & Benny Get Engaged, Jack Schlossberg Is Babygirl Of The Year, & Lindsay Lohan's New Look

This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami jump straight into their favorite story of the week: Selena Gomez’s engagement to Benny Blanco - and her perfectly curated IG post (she knows what the people want to see). Will Justin and Hailey score an invite? Is Taylor secretly pissed that Benny popped the question before Travis? They get into all the theories and curate their top 5 celeb bridesmaids. Next, congrats are in order for Reesa Tessa, who rightfully took the crown for Betch of the Year, and Jack Schlossberg, who was named Babygirl of the Year (he really is one of us). Lindsay Lohan is back with a new Netflix movie, but more importantly, are the facelift rumors true? Maybe Michael Lohan put it best when he said her look is “so natural, just like her talent.” Moving on to less celebratory news, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have split just weeks after announcing their pregnancy, but Jordana has her own theory about where their journey is heading. Speaking of famous exes, is there a dollar amount high enough to convince Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to work together again? One film producer seems to think so, but it sounds a little too much like the plot of America’s Sweethearts to be believed. Finally, they close out with Hilary Duff’s daughter’s very sweet reaction to Sabrina Carpenter’s Lizzie McGuire costume. With two Golden Globe noms *and* an engagement, our Betch of the Week is obviously Selena - we’d give anything to go to that wedding. And Machine Gun Kelly is getting put on the first flight out to the Caymans for whatever incriminating “material” Megan Fox found on his phone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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#9 Jax, Tom, or Tom w/ Girl With No Job

#9 Jax, Tom, or Tom w/ Girl With No Job

Girl With No Job guests hosts with the Betches, where they discuss the scandals of Vanderpump Rules, Kanye West's mental health, and whether or not finding a rat sewn inside your dress from Zara is worth a million dollar settlement. Our Dear Betch topics include whether a girl should break up with a guy she's bored of, and if it's okay to reject someone because of their job. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Nov 201634min

#8 The Future Is Still Female

#8 The Future Is Still Female

The Betches discuss the election, the world post-Trump presidency, and our new campaign #TheFutureIsSTILLFemale. The Dear Betch segment offers advice for how to deal with guys who are "friends," when you're into them or they're into you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Nov 201626min

#7 All Signs Point To Gay

#7 All Signs Point To Gay

In this Election Day edition, the Betches talk about their ridic experiences at the polling place, and play election day editions of Shoot Fuck Marry and Would You Rather. The Dear Betch submissions discuss a guy who's just not that into you, and a guy who's maybe gay. And also discuss Robert Durst's latest murder charge and Sheana from Vanderpump Rules' husband's disappearance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Nov 201629min

#6 How To Get Out Of Being A Bridesmaid

#6 How To Get Out Of Being A Bridesmaid

In this episode the Betches discuss the etiquette of rejecting an invitation to be a bridesmaid and whether serial monogamy is a red flag for a guy. They also play the British edition of Shoot Fuck Marry and a controversial Would You Rather. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Nov 201629min

#5 New Sex Trumps Old Sex

#5 New Sex Trumps Old Sex

On this week’s episode of Betch Slapped, The Betches are joined by comedian Jared Freid of The JTrain Podcast and discuss what to do when a guy doesn’t answer your texts, setting standards with with bros you’re hooking up with, and live streaming giving birth. Yeah we went there. We also play our fave game “Would You Rather” about betches obsessed with social media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Okt 201629min

#4 If You Don't Know Who The Dud Is, It's Probably You

#4 If You Don't Know Who The Dud Is, It's Probably You

On this week's episode, The Betches talk about Jordan and Jojo's televised bachelor wedding, King Cairo's Ferrari themed birthday party, WTF is a towd, and their biggest pet peeves. We give advise to a girl ghosted on Hinge and discuss which bachelor contestants we'd like to shoot, fu**, and marry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Okt 201629min

#3 Why "Locker Room Talk" is BS

#3 Why "Locker Room Talk" is BS

The Betches discuss Drake and Rihanna's break up and "locker room talk" in the second presidential debate. They also advise a reader about how to handle a psycho, clingy roommate and discuss which absurd Americans they'd rather have as their president. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Okt 201626min

#2 How To Tell If You’re A F**kgirl

#2 How To Tell If You’re A F**kgirl

In our second episode, The Betches discuss the definition of a f**kgirl and f**ckboy, the vice presidential debate (snoozefest!), Kim Kardashian’s robbery, and the new Google phone. We also answer a Dear Betch about dating app text etiquette. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Okt 201626min

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