Ep. 96 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Roy Wood Jr.

SPONSORS: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get on your way to being your best self. Tune in to the Coke Zero Sugar 400 this Saturday at 7:30 PM Eastern on NBC. Visit https://www.nascar.com/nascar-cup-series/2024/schedule/?cid=_SC_TP_WL_2B1CAMS_230202 for more information. Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code BEARS  at https://Manscaped.com. Right now, Tonal (https://Tonal.com) is offering our listeners $200 off your Tonal purchase with promo code BEARS. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, the medical marvel known as Bert Kreischer has returned once again. Tom congratulates him on his recent recovery from whatever ailment he was dealing with last week, before the two talk about the Grateful Dead playing at the Vegas Sphere. They also have some thoughts about Pete Rose getting into the baseball hall of fame, which leads to them talking about some hall of fame drug lords. They also talk about muscle women, the Olympics, embarrassing irrational behavior, Karens, plus Feitelberg from Barstool pops in via FaceTime, and LeAnn comes on to tell a fishing story to emasculate Bert! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 250 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Aug 20241h 23min

SPONSORS: Head to https://www.liquidiv.com and use code CAVE at checkout Visit https://bluechew.com with promo code BEARS NetSuite has extended its one-of-a-kind flexible financing program for a few more weeks! Go to https://NetSuite.com/BEARS to learn more. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @‌shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo BEARS at https://ShopMando.com! #mandopod. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert is out once again, something going on with his ear or something, so Tom is joined by Nick Swardson. Nick does a mean impression of Bert so it's almost like he's still here. Speaking of someone who's still here, Nick's BFF Norm Macdonald also appears in impression form and the two talk about what he'd sound like as a ghost. The two also talk about Carrot Top's jacked physique, what Tom eats in the morning, a cool chloroform prank, Comedy Central, the greats of alt-comedy, Tom's tour name, South Park, Minnesota, and so much more! Grab some vodka and hangout. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 249 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Aug 20241h 7min

SPONSORS: -Go to https://zbiotics.com/BEARS  to get 15% off your first order when you use BEARS at checkout -Head to https://policygenius.com/BEARS to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. -Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at https://boxofawesome.com and enter the code BEARS at checkout -This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get on your way to being your best self. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert is out and the Diceman is in! Tom Segura is joined by Andrew Dice Clay for a sit-down and the two talk shop on the finer art of messing with people. Dice is looking pretty good these days, which he credits to becoming something of a gym rat late in his life. The two share experiences with arenas, which of course is something Dice has had plenty of practice doing. They then get into a discussion about gambling and Dice tells a story about how he turned a few bucks into a fortune at a blackjack table in Vegas. He doesn't gamble much these days, but he's got plenty of stories about it. They also talk about Tom, meet and greets with fans, acting, the great Joey Diaz, vices, and so much more. OHHHH! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 248 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Aug 20241h 17min

SPONSORS: Head to https://Babbel.com/BEARS to get up to 60% off your subscription for a limited time. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom's algorithm is going off lately and he shares some fun stuff he's been seeing on his feed. Bert of course is in his own unique lane and has been really into videos of middle-class wives making dinner for their families. Bert also introduces Tom to a feud between Sean Strickland and David Goggins, before they dive deep into the 2024 Summer Olympics. They look up all the events and comment on some of the surprising sports that athletes will be competing in this year. The bears also talk about Sha'Carri Richardson, championship motivators, Snoop Dogg's 40 time, rock climbing, reveal the name of the Por Osos bear, and get a surprise facetime call from former baller Gabby Reece! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 247 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Juli 202459min

SPONSORS: Brought to you by BetterHelp, head to https://BetterHelp.com/BEARS today to get 10% off your first month. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my promo code BEARS. Head to https://www.liquidiv.com and use code CAVE at checkout. Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code BEARS  at https://Manscaped.com. We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by comedian Earthquake! Comedy is often a natural disaster, but sometimes a star comes around that shines brighter than the rest. Tom is especially excited for this episode as Earthquake reminisces about his early days in Atlanta and LA, before praising some of his contemporaries like Mike Epps, Martin Lawrence, and Dave Chappelle. Earthquake also had the pleasure of being part of Dave Chappelle's Home Team on Netflix and he dives into that with the Bears. They also talk about bitter comedians, directors wanting to be the stars now, lifting others up, owning a comedy club, and much more! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 246 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Juli 20241h 16min

SPONSORS: Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! Visit https://NetSuite.com/BEARS and get NetSuite's one-of-a-kind flexible financing program for a few more weeks! Go to https://bluechew.com and use promo code BEARS. We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by comedian and actor Lil Rel Howery! Rel talks to the Bears about the new age of comedy we're presently in and how the rise of the internet changed the game completely. They also talk about their individual lifestyle changes and how easily vices derail those choices. Bert proposes a question about sex with non-English speakers, before they talk about Waka Flocka Flame's newfound love of Donald Trump. This leads into a discussion about how old men need to quit being politicians, how Donald Trump is "ghetto", and the absurdity of modern American politics. The trio also chat about dangerous neighborhoods, Denzel Washington, Eddie Murphy's comedic influence, Michael Jordan, comedy specials, the original ending of Jordan Peele's "Get Out", movie stars, and much more! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 245 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Juli 20241h 13min

SPONSORS: Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears Head to https://PolicyGenius.com/BEARS to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler want to take over France. What starts with some fantasy vacation booking ends with Bert developing some wild ideas about being the mayor of a small French town. Tom's been a real true crime kick lately and has prepared a buffet of famous death row last meals from a collection of very cool guys and one gal. Bert and Tom taste test and give their two cents on each meal, plus get to know the crime and type of person behind each curated dish. They also talk about some revenge movie classics. Hope you're hungry! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 244 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Juli 20241h 21min

SPONSORS: Head to https://www.liquidiv.com and use code CAVE at checkout. Brought to you by BetterHelp, head to https://BetterHelp.com/BEARS today to get 10% off your first month. Make sure to catch the Chicago Street Race on July 7th at 4:30 PM Eastern on NBC. Go to https://Babbel.com/BEARS to get up to 60% off. We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by talk show host and possible member of the Illuminati, Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy talks about his humble beginnings meeting Adam Corolla and the early Comedy Central shows he hosted, The Man Show and Win Ben Stein's Money.  They also talk about Bert's Kool-Aid habits, the proper way to pronounce Terrell Owen's name, going viral, Bob Hope's cul-de-sac of girlfriends, the best comedy duos, being honest, Dua Lipa, Ben Affleck, and so much more! Sacrifice some virgin blood and dig a tunnel to the kingdom of the lizards cause this is a good one. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 243 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Juli 20241h 24min