Ep. 10 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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20 Sep 20211h 54min

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13 Sep 20211h 29min

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6 Sep 20211h 47min

SPONSORS: - Go to www.3Chi.com and use code BEARS at checkout to receive 5% off your order - Go to www.BlueChew.com to try it for FREE when you use our promo code BEARS at checkout and just pay $5 shipping. - Go to www.BlendersEyewear.com and enter promo code BEARSVIP to get 15% off - Get your Bud Light Retro Summer Tie Dye Variety Pack at www.budlight.com/delivery or pick it up at your local neighborhood grocery, convenience or liquor store - Go to www.ShipStation.com and use the code CAVE to get a 60 day free trial - Check out www.FIVERR.com and receive 10% off your first order by using the code CAVE - Download the DraftKings app NOW and use code BEARS to get a FREE shot at MILLIONS of DOLLARS in prizes with your first deposit! Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but Roy Wood Jr. joins Tom Segura in his place. Roy and Tom talk about Roy's podcast "Roy's Job Fair" in which he interviews people with interesting jobs. This leads Roy to discuss the various jobs he had when he was young, including one where he worked in a hospital kitchen with a man who was stealing pills from the patients. Roy also discusses getting arrested, and working at Golden Corral while he was on probation. Tom and Roy also talk about cancel culture, Shane Gillis being fired from SNL, Janet Jackson's Super Bowl nip slip, and the times Roy got suspended on terrestrial radio. Roy recounts his experience taking over for Ari Shaffir as the host of "This Is Not Happening," and the backlash Ari got for his Kobe Bryant tweet. Tom and Roy wrap up by discussing airplane etiquette, and the time Roy accidentally played an "adult video" on a plane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Aug 20211h 36min

SPONSORS: - Head to https://PolicyGenius.com/CAVE to get started right now. Policygenius. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://MillerLite.com/CAVE to find delivery options near you. It's Miller Time. - Go to https://BlackRifleCoffee.com/BEARS today to get the new Cold Brew Packs. -Save 35% by going to https://BeamTLC.com/BEARS or use the code BEARS at checkout. - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping at https://Manscaped.com/BEARS Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert and Tom discuss pool bathing, Bill Cosby and the worst types of hecklers. After that, they guys talk about Dax Shepard, Bert's surgery and review the odds of dying from various things. Lastly, Tom and Bert discuss the balance of alcohol and work, then look at some old photos of Bert drinking on a morning radio show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Aug 20211h 14min

SPONSORS: - Get 25% off when you go to LIQUIDIV.com and use code BEARS at checkout - Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to vuori.com/bears to get 20% off your first purchase and enjoy free shipping on any U.S. orders over $75 - Go to BuyRaycon.com/bears to save 15% on Raycons - Go to HelloFresh.com/CAVE14 and use code CAVE14 for up to 14 free meals plus free shipping! - Find your Starbucks Tripleshot Energy online or at your local store - Go to MintMobile.com/bears to cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom and Bert discuss comedians who pushed Bert, their weight loss challenge and the rise of The Machine story. Then, they go over old hook ups with girls, having a threesome with Adriana Chechik and call their wives to get approval. Afterwards, Tom and Bert talk about receiving texts from unwanted people and how to deal with that type of negative behavior. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Aug 20211h 17min

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9 Aug 20211h 34min

SPONSORS: - Go to https://EstablishedTitles.com/BEARS to become a Lord today and get 10% off. - Get your Bud Light Seltzer delivered right to your door by going to https://budlight.com/delivery. - Go https://3Chi.com and use code BEARS at checkout to receive 5% off your order. - Visit https://ritual.com/BEARS to get 10% off during your first 3 months. - Go to https://ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in CAVE to get a 60-day free trial. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get your first visit absolutely free at https://forhims.com/bears.  Today is a very special show as Bert is finally back from Serbia! Bert catches Tom up on everything that happened, including why he needs to get surgery, going to a Serbian hospital and working with Mark Hamill. Next, Tom and Bert talk about making a movie together, acting vs. cheating and having to stay off Instagram while filming. After that, Tom tells Bert he's buying another Sea-Doo, the kids are acting more Texan since moving to Austin and discovers the difference between frogs and toads. Last, Bert reveals he's afraid of getting surgery but Tom let's him know it's going to be OK and that he actually loves surgery. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Aug 20211h 40min