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Phoebe breaks her hip after a tryst with The Rock, while Jessica and Idris Elba share a quiet moment. Plus Dan Soder (Conan) dates a rich girl, Josh Johnson (The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon) can't twerk, and Sarah Tollemache (Adam Devine's House Party) finds some treasures in her IUD. Follow @2dopequeens Featured Comedians: 1. Dan Soder Follow @DanSoder 2. Josh Johnson Follow @JoshJohnson 3. Sarah Tollemache Follow @stollemache Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate.

22 Nov 201652min

Donald Trump is President. The Queens are as shocked as you are. In this episode, Jessica and Phoebe process their emotions, and they are doubling down on the jokes. Plus Langston Kerman writes poetry, Emmy Blotnick has a secret pants beard, and Alingon Mitra moves to Idaho.  Featured Comedians: 1. Langston Kerman Follow @LangstonKerman 2. Emmy Blotnick Follow @emmyblotnick 3. Alingon Mitra Follow @alingon   Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate.

15 Nov 201643min

It's Phoebe's mother-freakin' birthday show (and she's holding real hard to her youth)! Plus, Joe Mande (The Kroll Show) finds god, Naomi Ekperigan (2 Dope Queens) returns to the 2DQ stage to teach The Queens what do with a shallot, and Emily Heller is burning down the house. Featured Comedians: 1. Joe Mande Follow @JoeMande 2. Naomi Ekperigan Follow @Blacktress 3. Emily Heller Follow @MrEmilyHeller Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate.

8 Nov 201645min

Just in time for the election, Nadya Tolokno of the Russian punk protest group Pussy Riot joins the Queens for a rocking round of "Who Said It: Trump or Putin?" Learn some fun facts while channeling your cosmic vagina! Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate.

7 Nov 201615min

Phoebe and guest host Baron Vaughn (Netflix's Grace and Frankie) are long-time friends who almost did the nasty -- and Phoebe has the gchats to prove it! Plus Kristin Rand gets real-real about softball, Ryan Schutt teaches us about how nature documentaries get made, and Baron Vaughn can't find a seat. Featured Comedians: 1. Kristin Rand Follow @krandomthoughts 2. Ryan Schutt Follow @ryschutt  3. Baron Vaughn Follow @barvonblaq Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate.

1 Nov 201644min

Phoebe and Jessica toast their two-year anniversary with some festive stemware. Plus, Ayanna Dookie (Fox's Laughs) tries to adopt a worker cat, Damien Lemon (MTV2's GuyCode) quits being a creep, and Gabe Liedman (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) opens up about his penis envy. Follow @2dopequeens Featured Comedians: 1. Ayanna Dookie Follow @ADookie 2. Damien Lemon Follow @dlemoncomedy 3. Gabe Liedman Follow @gabeliedman    Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate.

25 Okt 201648min

Travel back in time with the queens as Phoebe hits snooze on Dr. King and Jessica becomes a Black Pantheress. Plus Jackie Kashian (Conan) and Jacqueline Novak (The Late Late Show with James Corden).  Featured Comedians: 1. Jackie Kashian Follow @jackiekashian 2. Jacqueline Novak Follow @jacquelinenovak   Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate.

18 Okt 201641min

Alright, alright, alright, it's a time for a brand new show. Phoebe puts Matthew McConaughey into her spank bank and Jessica fights off some zombies. Ross Marquand (The Walking Dead) joins the queens for some butt tickling and celebrity impersonations. Plus comedy from Will Miles (The Chris Gethard Show) and Kate Berlant (Netflix Presents: The Characters).  Follow @2dopequeens Featured Comedians: 1. Will Miles Follow @mrwillmiles 2. Ross Marquand Follow @rossmarquand   3. Kate Berlant Follow @kateberlant   Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate.

11 Okt 201649min