Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's1 Feb 2019

Episode 104

Brian says he would like to apologize to M. Morganstein; recovered an article about pasta and pizza making a revival and M left a comment on the account warning that Mr. Lazarus died of mysterious circumstances; Brian said that he overlooked this and is therefore apologetic. Brian has discovered that a spokesperson for the US Postal Service won his award for “Most Outstanding Candor;” Brian apologizes to Mr. M. Brian considers Chick Fil A pickle case closed; Brian says female agent from last episode could be in front running for second “most outstanding candor” award; Brian goes on the hunt for horsemeat being found in McDonald's food. Brian found a story where some patties from Tesco and other supermarket chains contained traces of horse and pig. Brian refuses to buy anything from supermarkets since he bought a banana with a sticker on it. Rumor of McDonald's horse meat was just like a bag he found in a dump near Krispy Kreme...full of holes. Brian talks of taking on a character that may have been affected by the horse meat scare in the UK. He takes on the voice of Nigel British and calls McDonalds claiming that they have put horsemeat in their burgers. Worker says that is not true and that there are no traces of horse meat in their burgers.

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