Traffic School - 03/14/2025

Traffic School was in full chaotic glory as callers flooded the lines with everything from semi-serious legal inquiries to some of the dumbest traffic-related scenarios imaginable. The show was joined by friends Ben and Mason from The Advocates Injury Attorneys, and Lieutenant Crain kicked things off by questioning the liability of a Toyota sedan pulling a trailer—yes, you read that right—because apparently, nothing screams "safe towing practices" like an overloaded Camry.

Then we had Tyler, who clearly missed the memo on what show he was calling, because he wanted to know about keyword giveaways for a concert. Sorry, buddy, but Traffic School doesn’t come with a backstage pass. David brought the classic parking lot crash conundrum: two people backing up at the same time, resulting in an inevitable fender bender. The verdict? Insurance companies will just call it a "you break it, you buy it" situation. Then we had a guy who was so fed up with red-light runners that he threatened to just T-bone them on principle. Lieutenant Crain had to step in and explain that, while satisfying, this would not be legally advisable.

Bryce wanted a lesson on roundabouts, and that was the last straw. Victor straight-up hung up on him, declaring that anyone who still doesn’t know how to use a roundabout should "move away from Idaho." Tough love, but fair. Things took an even weirder turn when Curly called in to ask the hard-hitting question: “What’s the highest traffic infraction I can get away with while hauling a dozen donuts in my car?” The answer? Probably none—unless you’re really good at bribing an officer with donuts.

We had a deep dive into whether or not you can get a DUI on a horse (answer: only if you’re being an obnoxious drunk cowboy), a debate over farm-use vehicles, and a revelation that people are still confused about Idaho’s window tinting laws, despite it being asked approximately 500 times before. Finally, after a grueling trivia showdown on window tint percentages, one lucky listener snagged a $200 Visa gift card, proving that maybe, just maybe, some people are actually paying attention.

All in all, it was another glorious day of nonsense, legal advice, and people testing the patience of Lieutenant Crain. Idaho drivers, we salute you.