#0173 - The Case of the Regurgitated Toes - 03/18/2025

(0:00) Coyotes attacking people in Bellevue, Washington
(3:15) Tamagotchi style vape created by enterprising college students
(6:02) Living in an area with extreme heat ages you like smoking and drinking
(8:04) Yet another asteroid may be coming toward earth
(10:41) The art and competition of "Bigfoot Calling"
(19:39) Woman tries to sell toes regurgitated by dog, man supes up truck to 38,000 horsepower, don't drink before bed
(24:12) Recapping my experience at the Poppy show with Peaches, screw you Gavin!
(33:15) Interview with Poppy at the SLC, UT show from 3/16/2025
(45:30) Parasite carrying snails found in Brooklyn
(47:13) Sweat pants that look like jeans
(49:05) 311 show announced for The Port in Pocatello / Giving away tickets to Papa Roach / Rise Against / Underoath

Viktor Wilt returned from a three-day break, hoping the world had been sufficiently dumb in his absence—and oh boy, did it deliver. First up: Bellevue, Washington, where coyotes are on a rampage, attacking children, stealing backpacks, and generally living their best villainous lives. Clearly, some coyote out there had one great sandwich and decided backpacks were the new snack of choice. Meanwhile, in the latest edition of "Technology That Shouldn't Exist," some geniuses at NYU invented a Tamagotchi vape—yes, a virtual pet that dies if you stop inhaling nicotine. What could possibly go wrong?

Viktor then dove into the world of Bigfoot calling, courtesy of a festival in Whitehall, New York, where contestants summon their "inner Squatch" by unleashing primal roars into the void. He proposed bringing this masterpiece of an event to Idaho because, frankly, why not? It’s already peak entertainment.

Then things took a hard left into nightmare fuel when a woman in Melbourne attempted to sell human toes that were regurgitated by dogs. Yes, you read that right. Instead of calling the authorities, she thought, “I bet someone will pay top dollar for these.” Spoiler: they did not.

Of course, no show would be complete without a catastrophic YouTube stunt—this time, an Indiana man slapped 17 turbochargers on a truck, making it 38,000 horsepower before it predictably burst into flames.

Viktor also recapped his trip to Salt Lake City for a Poppy concert, which involved stage announcing, moshing despite being "too old for this," and nearly breaking his body thanks to a particularly antsy crowd surfer named Gavin. (Screw you, Gavin.) His interview with Poppy included interruptions from a rogue forklift, but hey, forklifts are metal, right?

Finally, the show wrapped up with breaking news about giant, brain-parasite-carrying snails invading New York and an old-man rant about how comfortable sweatpants jeans are. Oh, and Lisa won Papa Roach tickets after screaming a weather report into the void.

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