We Came, We Saw, We Pondered: Katy Perry in Orbit & 'The Valley' Season 2 Breakdown

This week Dana, Bari, and Dylan start the show with a conversation about *gasp* living without internet in a pandemic. Then they tackle the biggest topic of the week: Clare and Dale from The Bachelorette suddenly calling it quits after what seemed like a legitimate connection on the show. Did they break up because Clare was too focused on having children immediately? They also discuss the other biggest breakup of the week, with Ben Affleck splitting from Ana de Armas and throwing her cardboard cutout in the trash. Next, they review the inauguration celebration from earlier today and tell us which celebrity performers they’d want at their own ceremony. They also talk about this weekend’s special Euphoria episode and rumors that Timothée Chalamet might play Willy Wonka in the next adaptation. Finally, they close the show with a review of the new Netflix series Bling Empire and tell us why you should be watching WandaVision on Disney+. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Jan 202142min

Bari, Dylan, and Dana are back and start with their immediate reaction to the Sex and the City revival coming to HBO Max. Will the show work without Kim Cattrall, or is it destined to disappoint? They talk about the rumors of Kim and Kanye’s impending divorce, and admit they should’ve seen this coming. Next, they discuss Armie Hammer’s DM scandal this week, telling us whether or not they think he’s a real-life cannibal. Plus, they explain what’s going on with Azealia Banks freaking everyone out with her dead cat on social media. They also break down the relationship drama that lead to Olivia Rodrigo’s hit new single ‘Drivers License’ and tell us who the song is really about. Finally, they close the show with some Betchflix conversation, including a reaction to Queen Victoria’s wild week on The Bachelor and their review of Netflix’s (overly) sexual series Bridgerton. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Jan 202146min

Bari, Dana, and Dylan return to talk about the biggest Hollywood couples of 2020 and what’s to come for celeb relationships in the new year. But first, they start with a reaction to the newest season of The Bachelor and whether or not a 21-year-old has any chance of winning. Next, they react to the new celeb power couple Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde, with details of where they were spotted and just how serious their relationship might be. They talk about some of the biggest breakups of the last year and react to reports that Emma Stone is pregnant. Plus, they explain what they do and do not expect out of a celeb baby IG post, and tell us which Red Table Talk they’d most want to see. Finally, they predict which celebrities will break up in 2021 and tell us which future couples they hope will get together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Jan 202149min

This week, Dylan and Bari are joined by Danny Murphy, co-host of Betches’ “Not Another True Crime Podcast”, to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by breaking down the scandal of Hilaria Baldwin’s fake Spanish branding. Next, they decide who won the Christmas day streaming battle between HBO Max, Netflix, and Disney+. Finally, they preview what will certainly be the weirdest New Year’s Eve of our lives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Dec 202038min

Bari, Dylan, and Kay kick off the show by looking back on their favorite pop culture moments of a year that still managed to have a lot going on. Next, they look ahead and discuss what they’re looking forward to in 2021. Later, they reveal their 2020 celeb superlatives, including favorite couple, favorite social media follow, which celeb had the best year, and more. Betterhelp: Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health and go to BetterHelp.com/slapped for 10% off your first month. Headspace: You deserve to feel happier, and Headspace is meditation made simple.. Go to HEADSPACE.COM/MENTION for a free one-month trial. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Dec 202049min

This week Dylan, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by giving their review of Taylor Swift’s surprise “Evermore” album and how it stacks up against “Folklore”. Next, they discuss what it must be like to be the first person in America to take the COVID vaccine, and whether or not they’re optimistic about 2021. Later, they give their reaction to Shawn Mendes addressing his frustrations over rumors about his sexuality. Finally, they break down Forbes’ list of top celeb earners in 2020, and how poor it makes them feel. Ritual: Better health doesn’t happen overnight, and right now Ritual is offering our listeners 10% off during your first three months! Visit ritual.com/BETCHES to start your ritual today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Dec 202045min

This week, Dylan, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by recapping Olivia Jade’s appearance on “Red Table Talk”, breaking her long time silence about the college admission scandal. Next, they bring you a Kardashian roundup, after Christmas is canceled in Calabasas and Rob and Blac Chyna continue their legal disputes. Later, they discuss Warner Brothers’ decision to release all of their 2021 feature films on HBO Max, and what it might mean for the future of streaming. Finally, they give their thoughts on the “Euphoria” special. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Dec 202045min

This week, Kay, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing if stan culture has gone too far after Selena Gomez fans got a joke about her edited out of “Saved By The Bell,” and Millie Bobby Brown deleted TikTok after an uncomfortable encounter with a fan. Next, they weigh in on whether or not Felicity Huffman deserves a second chance in showbiz after landing a new tv show right after being released from prison. Finally, they give you a breakdown of the best things to stream this week while you’re stuck at home. Framebridge: Frame your photos or send someone the perfect gift! Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH to get 15% off your first order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Dec 202035min