Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee SPONSORS: - Get started at https://factormeals.com/bears50off and use code bears50off to get 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box. - Make friends and grab some merch at https://www.drinkporosos.com/ This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert is on a retreat in Istanbul so Tom Segura is joined by the brilliantly bizarre Harland Williams for an unhinged episode packed with supposedly true stories, bootyholes, and too many farts. Harland kicks things off by reminiscing about fingering calamari and the first time someone touched his arse—with a thermometer. Tom shares the traumatic moment he had to show a friend his infamously hairy sphincter... and yes, he ends up showing Harland too. Surprisingly, the conversation spirals into absurd territory with erotic drawings, smut searches, fart-catching attempts, a Dominican dick flash, and a deep dive into Enny’s alleged fondness for buttholes. Harland doesn’t disappoint either—he reacts to fart videos, tells a story about dating Madonna, and looks forward to tanning with Tom. The two also talk about creativity, recreational drugs, Harland's distrust of nicotine pouches, the anthems of both Canada and Texas, plus playing doctor, and horseshoes with neck pillows. Oh, and Harland names his favorite dictator. Stick around to find out if Harland ends up eating Tom. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 290 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:55 - Arses & Calamari Rings 00:14:34 - So Much Hair 00:26:10 - What's Going On With Canada? 00:31:24 - Measurements, Buzzes, & Vices 00:41:37 - Favorite Dictator 00:51:49 - Dating Madonna 00:55:46 - Clip: Baddie Farts 00:56:49 - Play Back The Tape 00:58:13 - Clip: Fart In One 00:59:29 - Tanning & Tour Dates 01:05:45 - Gas, Gashes, & Gruesome Videos 01:11:48 - Harland Wants To Eat Tom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ep. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss things they learned from their fathers, their feelings about over emotional people, and their new weight loss challenge. Tom also shares a cool story about about a guy who was not nice to his mom. What did YOU learn from your dad? Who do YOU think will win this weight loss challenge? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Jan 20201h 29min

Ep. 16 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 16 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

What do the 2 Bears get up to in the cave this week? First, Tom and Bert show off hats that they're not sure if they can sell or not, but if guys like them, we'll figure something out! Then we get on the subject of Tom's new found love for speaking Spanish on podcasts! Is it all a rouse? What's the ACTUAL reason? Bert has some ideas! Bert then tells us about his spiritual healer. They also discuss their love of 50 Cent and how incredibly funny he is. Bert then starts to make some interesting observations: he thinks Christina P is the mastermind behind all the Bert-shaming that's been going on for years! is it true? Let us know in the comments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Jan 20201h 10min

Ep. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer is burning his mouth on an Uncrustable while Tom Segura laughs. That’s how this episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave begins. The only way to follow that is with a history lesson. Plus, we find out about Tom’s parenting misstep and about what a miracle Bert’s kids are alive and haven’t been taken away. There’s a quick call from Joey Diaz and the Bears reminisce about Bert’s old sex show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Dec 20191h 25min

Ep. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Today, on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer talk about what they’re thankful for. After Tom’s “Toast” video with Sam Adams dropped, it got the Bears to thinking about what they should give thanks for this holiday season. We get a sample of Bert’s award winning impressions, interactions with alcoholics and some wild stories about “apologies.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Dec 20191h 32min

Ep. 13 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 13 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

On today's 2 Bears 1 Cave the music video that shook the internet to it's core is first seen by Bert Kreischer. This episode was recorded right as Tom Segura dropped his legendary music video and we get Bert's first reaction to seeing it for the first time. Plus, Tom has just shot his NETFLIX special as Bert is gearing up to shoot his. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Nov 20191h 2min

Ep. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer

Ep. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer

This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura is still on his Euro-tour and couldn't attend this recording. However, Bert Kreischer brought Mama-Bear LeeAnn. If you thought Bert was safe from being checked for an hour straight just because Tom wasn't there, GUESS AGAIN. We first get into Bert's recent weight loss. He actually legit looks good, but everyone (including himself) knows it won't last too long. We get into the inner working of Bert and LeeAnn's marriage. What would Widow-Bert and Widow-LeeAnn's lives look like? Does Bert have a "condition" he's not telling us about? We then get into what exactly IS and IS NOT cheating on your spouse, we give Tom a call, we get into Louis CK's tour email, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Nov 20191h 16min

Ep. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Tom Segura is appearing from Europe via hologram and Bert Kreischer is very down in weight! It's 2 Bears 1 Cave! Do you have wild hiking thoughts? Is making out cheating? These questions and more are answered. Plus, an appearance by Whitney Cummings after a "viewing" sparks some questions. Bert and Tom talk about So Over October with Christina P and LeeAnn Kreischer, and we ask "Who cooks ONE egg?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Okt 20191h 3min

Ep. 10 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 10 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Now you can text both Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer on the "Community" app! Just like Sebastian and Ashton Kutcher and your other favorite celebrities. The Bears reminisce about some awkward moments of charity. We learn about Bert and LeeAnn's first date, plus Jet Skis to Catalina, flying planes and Corvettes. Tom (818) 275-5526 Bert (323) 208-0844 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Okt 201956min

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