Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: - Visit https://mudwtr.com/bears/ to support the show and use code BEARS at check out for $5 off. - Go to https://Feetures.com/CAVE to get $10 off your first pair! - Go to https://Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at https://ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - Get 15% Off and Free Shipping at https://MeUndies.com/BEARS - Get your first visit absolutely free at https://ForHims.com/bears - Go to https://SAFishing.com/CAVE to get five face shields for the price of one - Go to https://Freewaters.com to purchase The Dillon flip-flop, available April 14th. Get yours before they sell out! Today, Bert tells about his future trip to rehab and is concerned with Tom replacing him with Jennifer Aniston. Then Bert does a complete 180 about the questionable content of his previous special "Comfortably Dumb," and if they aged well? Bert brings Tom a sponsorship idea he's been floating around involving big surfing and drinking beer in Tahiti, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Apr 20211h 26min

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Go to https://Watchgang.com/BEARS and use code BEARS for 20% off your first purchase - Go to https://TommyJohn.com/BEARS to get 15% off your first order. - Head to https://Policygenius.com right now to get started. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Go to https://www.shipstation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in CAVE for a 60-day free trial. - Get 15% off your order at https://BuyRaycon.com/bears - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://BlueChew.com and get your first month FREE when you use our promo code BEARS at checkout, just pay $5 shipping. In today's show, Bert breaks out his Gucci handbag to reveal all of his favorite "sleepy time/wakey time" treats. After that, Bert shares his tips on how to properly deal with your first DUI as they watch arrest videos of Johnny Damon and Reese Witherspoon. Next, Tom and Bert reminisce about when a couple sex scenes they acted in got a little out of control. Lastly, they talk about the recent waves of "Cancel Culture" and how Bert has no problem having fun with gay guys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Apr 20211h 30min

SPONSORS; - Go to https://hellofresh.com/cave12/ and use code cave12 for 12 free meals, including free shipping! - Visit https://mudwtr.com/bears/ to support the show and use code BEARS at check out for $5 off. - Go to https://vuoriclothing.com/BEARS/ and receive 20% off your first purchase, free shipping on any U.S. orders over $75, and free returns. - Go to https://hellotushy.com/BEARS/ to get 10% off your order and FREE shipping. - Head to https://brightcellars.com/CAVE/ to receive 50% off your first 6 bottle order. - Get 15% off plant orders of $100 with promo code CAVE at https://bloomscape.com/. - Go to https://whoop.com/ and use code “Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://keeps.com/BEARS/ to receive your first month of treatment for free. We're replacing The Bears with some Bad Friends today so say hello to your new hosts of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee! We get right into it with all the weird things Bobby does with his dogs, trying to remember Nadav's name, and calling Tom & Bert. Bobby talks about smoking a cigarette indoors where the Last Supper was painted and how people weren't cool with it. Bobby and Andrew reveal they know exactly how to push each others buttons and things almost spiral VERY quickly. Bobby reviews The Snyder Cut of The Justice League movie and then tries to convince Andrew he was in Keeping Up With The Joneses with Gal Gadot. All this, plus a revealing dance from Bobby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Mars 20211h 31min

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Watchgang.com/bears and use code BEARS for 20% off your first purchase - Grab the Bud Light Seltzer Out of Office Variety pack for a very limited time only at a store near you! - Go to https://Feetures.com/CAVE to get $10 off your first pair! - Get 20% Off and free shipping at https://Manscaped.com/BEARS - Get 10% off your first 3 months at https://Ritual.com/BEARS - Head to https://Policygenius.com right now to get started. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. Today on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom and Bert discuss the latest on Meghan Markle and the Royal Family. Afterwards, they take a deep dive into Papa John's struggle with his racist vocabulary along with the common issues with "big words" in our society. To cap it off, Bert explains his exercise/diet routine, how he feels very similar to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and that he might be able to beat him in a foot race. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Mars 20211h 23min

Get your own custom handshake from the #HandshakeKing on cameo: https://www.cameo.com/handshakeking15 SPONSORS: - Go to https://Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Grab the Bud Light Seltzer Out of Office Variety pack for a very limited time only at a store near you! - Go to https://BlueChew.com and get your first month FREE when you use our promo code BEARS at checkout, just pay $5 shipping. - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at https://ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - Download the DraftKings app and use code BEARS during sign up to enter the FREE ONE MILLION DOLLAR Survivor Pool - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer call former college football player, and "handshake king" Cortez Lewis. Lewis teaches Tom and Bert a "2 Bears" handshake. The call with Cortez gives Bert the idea to start a sports agency. The Bears also discuss Hugh Jackman's best films, Tom's former acting classmate Minka Kelly's dating history, Deion Sanders' hair transplant, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Mars 20211h 20min

SPONSORS: - Head to https://Policygenius.com right now to get started. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Go to https://www.shipstation.com , click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in CAVE for a 60-day free trial. - Go to https://BearbottomClothing.com and use code BEARS to get free shipping on your first order Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer talk about Bert's obsession with candy and predictable repeated tooth loss, the unnerving images of "My Feet Are Killing Me," and get inspiration for their secret handshake from a video of Wake Forest football player, Cortez Lewis. They also discuss experiences they had with comedy legend Patrice O'Neal. And finally they call up Justin Martindale to resolve the age old question, "Who's hotter? Bert or Tim Dillon?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Mars 20211h 23min

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Go to https://Feetures.com/CAVE to get $10 off your first pair! - Get your first visit absolutely free at https://ForHims.com/bears - Get 15% off your order at https://BuyRaycon.com/bears - Go to https://BearbottomClothing.com and use code BEARS to get free shipping on your first order - Go to https://FitVineWine.com to order online for delivery straight to your door - Get 15% off plant orders of $100 with promo code CAVE at https://Bloomscape.com Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the Oklahoma football player who got in a fight with an MMA fighter, Bobby Shmurda being released from prison, Jennifer Aniston's Instagram stories shouting out the Bears, Tiger Woods' car accident, possibly going on a guy's trip with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Mars 20211h 20min

SPONSORS: - Get 20% Off and free shipping at https://Manscaped.com/BEARS - Get 10% off your first 3 months at https://Ritual.com/BEARS - Go to https://VuoriClothing.com/BEARS and get 20% off your first purchase plus free shipping on U.S. orders over $75 - Go to https://FitVineWine.com to order online for delivery straight to your door - Head to https://Policygenius.com right now to get started. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Go to https://HelloTushy.com/BEARS get 10% off your order and FREE shipping Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss FaceTime etiquette, Spanish history, Derek DelGaudio's "In & Of Itself," "ZeroZeroZero," "The Apology Line" podcast, the world's best pizza, and L.A.'s homelessness issue. They call wheelchair rugby player Mark Zupan and "Man v. Food" host Adam Richman to have them weigh in on some pressing issues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Feb 20211h 38min