We're Being Replaced! (For The Summer) | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Comedian Jessica Kirson joins Tom Segura for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss therapy, the conflict in Israel, the effect it had on a trip Charo planned there, Jessica's crowd work special, buying an NFL football team, Jim Norton, beautiful trans women, self-sabotage, prayer, compliments, plus the importance of acceptance and creative control. Enjoy! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Jan 20241h 18min

SPONSORS: Visit https://betterhelp.com/BEARS today to get 10% off your first month. Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave to start the new year! This time they aren't alone as a discussion on new year's resolutions spirals into a marathon challenge that leads to FaceTime calls involving several comedians. Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, Michelle Wolf, Tim Dillon, Stavros Halkias, and even Louis C.K. all jump on the show to address the newly dubbed "5K By May" challenge from the bears. While waiting on replies from Dave Chapelle and Kevin Hart, Bert and Tom, continue hunting for comedians to add to their list of bangers. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Jan 20241h 29min

You can watch our new YMH Special “69 Minutes” NOW at https://69minutes.ymhstudios.com Tom is coming to LA for the Netflix Is A Joke Festival. Tickets are on sale NOW. Get tickets at https://netflixisajokefest.com or https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert shares some phone sex tips from his private FaceTime sessions. They try out some new lip stuff that was gifted to Bert from the Philadelphia Flyers. Bert also introduces Tom to the Roast Beef Challenge. Tom and Bert then talk about their experiences at some recent basketball games and a UFC fight, before getting into their latest charitable endeavor involving Habitat for Humanity. They also get into Florida stuff, the trouble Diddy has gotten into, the It Is What It Is podcast, the drug of fame, and an update on the ongoing rivalry with the Kelce brothers! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Dec 20231h 23min

Tickets are available now for YMH's new special event, 69 Minutes! Get your tickets at https://69minutes.ymhstudios.com A second show date has been added at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on Friday, February 9th at 9pm. Pre-sale tickets are live NOW, use the code: BEARS to experience both Tom and Bert on stage! Get your tickets at https://tomsegura.com/tour or https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom is joined by comedian Stavros Halkias who's here to make the bear cave fat again! They talk about Greece, mafia movies, fat guy math, doing comedy specials in Austin and foreign family members. Tom shares some discoveries about his family history and the duo bond over their appreciation of steaks and dogs, before searching for a new Religious wife for Stavros! https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Dec 20231h 25min

Tickets for Jon Stewart & Tom Segura are available now! This December 12th and 13th at the Wellmont Theater in Montclair, NJ. Get them now by going to https://tomsegura.com/tour Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert throw down a challenge gauntlet for fellow podcasters and football players Jason and Travis Kelce! The Bears discuss the type of competition they'd issue to the Kelce brothers and draw lines in the sand between the different communities that would be in their corners. They talk Taylor Swift, the influence of Swifties and the BeyHive, relatable athletes, top 5 female music artists of all time, and even get a call from Pat McAfee! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Dec 20231h 13min

Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the subtle art of beard dyeing, grooming near the groin, midlife crisis energy and much more! Plus, Bert shares some sober realizations he's had recently while being "California sober", and reveals to Tom how he's felt being a little bit lighter. The Bears also debate what type of car their wives are, the greatness of Michael Jordan, gorgeous football players, and discuss why being present is so satisfying. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Nov 20231h 13min

Tickets for Tom's new Come Together Tour are now available! Get them now by going to https://tomsegura.com/tour Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Bert and Tom are back in the studio for some much needed catching up! They discuss Bert's new healthy habits and then immediately try out nicotine pouches. Tom shares a story about why he's the "Master of Finding Missing Items" and Bert recollects all the cruise ship insanity from "Fully Loaded at Sea". The bears also talk about Bert's "new girlfriend", not getting enough credit for good deeds, dark algorithms on Instagram, life advice from jacked dudes, taking Tom Segura's family on adventures, and Bert's crush on Josh Hartnett! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Nov 20231h 22min

Welcome to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Bert Kreischer is joined by guest bear Steve-O. They discuss Steve-O’s new special, the start of his entertainment career, his Jackass co-stars, his time in rehab, what it means to be happy, and much more. They also talk on the phone to Mike “Cowhead” Calta, and Dr. Drew Pinsky. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Nov 20231h 27min