The Hogwarts Professor
This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. There is a lot of talk in this episode that shows our lack of knowledge on the Harry Potter universe, but that's ok because we also mention the worst song ever composed. We also talk about why towels are wet...or something...honestly I don't really remember the other questions from this episode. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com Please email us if you know who the really hot teacher is in this picture. No, I'm not talking about Dumbledorf. https://www.fanpop.com/clubs/hogwarts-professors/images/32796529/title/hogwarts-professors-wallpaper-wallpaper
1 Feb 202310min
El Burro Noche
We are required by law to mention Cricket Wireless, but apparently they don't really care what we have to say about them. I'd really like to know who's tush fits this glass saddle, amd there's also a really weird donkey of the night Do you know how tobplay the ukulele with a stream of urine? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Send us sound bites here and we'll never use them. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
28 Jan 20231h 10min
The Whale Man
This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. We got a whale man on this episode. We are also trading peppers for thoughts, both are viable currencies. And just for good measure let's also talk about suicide. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
25 Jan 202310min
Book Of Dipus
WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS A NO NO WORD. AGAINST ALL EFFORTS, THIS WAS A MANDATORY ADDITION TO THE EPISODE IN ORDER TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT OF WHAT WAS BEING STATED. ALSO THIS EPISODE IS OVERWHELMINGLY SANS DIEGO. This is a depressing episode. It starts out with news of a great loss of something both hosts worked extremely hard over the last year to collect. We do a deep dive into the origins of some ancient anecdotes, and learn about what the racist bearded men in the mountains are always up to. If you listen carefully, this episode is also a "man with chainsaw cuts down a telephone pole in real time ASMR" episode. Have you ever read the Book of Dipus? Dipus 2:18 is probably our favorite. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Have you ever had a brain bleed? Let us know what you did to stop it. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com Zumbrota Ford ad referenced in this audio that was promised to be in the show notes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGxUoVO4DwM
21 Jan 20231h 9min
The Ultimate Chess Pun
This is the second half of the first part of our epic 250 question saga. Be prepared, this episode may just contain the highest class joke you have ever heard. We are not responsible if your consciousness ascends to a higher plane of existence after listening to it. It is simply impossible to overstate just how powerful this pun is. If your life does not immediately improve and/or you do not transcend into existence itself, please listen to the episode again because you have failed to understand what was said. Let us know all the ways this episode has helped bring you peace, and happiness. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
18 Jan 202311min
45 Problems (Deleted Scene)
Buckle in, it's time to learn about 45 problems that were specifically hand placed into a random order so you wouldn't know which ones are more important than others. This was done so you would be forced to face them all with equal weight, and therefore not take any lightly. Why was this cut out of the last episode? That's a really good question. One that I do not have the answer for. I guess there are 46 problems now. Do you have any problems that you need us to nail to the church? Send them here and mayhap we will one day. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
16 Jan 202312min
Cloud City
We have a guest in this episode and together we are moving all of our children into a compound for their own safety, and building a city in the clouds. In this episode, we will also teach you about bees, children toys, and what Colton does for fun in his spare time. Also, we talk about the coolest kid in school, Teacherfuckingkid Smith, and how he is what ever person should strive to be. This is a Pringles podcast now. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Have you ever seen glyphosate on the news? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
14 Jan 20231h 27min
The Same Questions
This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. This is the first bonus episode ever. This is the first list episode ever. This is the same episode as the last one. Also, we record the same day that we release every episode. We do not record these episodes months in advance, nor will we ever admit to being so prepared. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
11 Jan 20239min
