Forward Of American Humor

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. For the first time ever we decide to be a little less serious than usual, and try to have a tiny bit of fun. Also, I'm kind of curious, which one would you rather have an arm that regenerates every week or legs that grow back in every week?   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

29 Mars 202310min

I hope you are ready because this is an air freshener episode of the podcast. 3 Gleep calls immediately after the podcast starts and sets a weird tone for the rest of the episode. We explain to everyone how an episode of "To Catch A Predator" plays out, since most people probably don't remember that show. Colton was a leavening agent, but now that he's been fired he's begging the audience for money. You can send some to him at $ColtonJakobson on CashApp, an he will tell you that he is planning to donate the money. No matter who you are, please remember to always use female condoms to avoid diseases of passion.   Is there a Mathnasium near you? Send us a picture. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Do you near Charkbait? Send us a picture. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

24 Mars 20231h 21min

You know we have to mention Super Heaven every few episodes, otherwise this podcast just wouldn't feel right. We have a moment of silence and do a mock call. Also, there is some trivia in this episode, so get your thinking brain on. Oh yeah, Colton also tells a cool story from when he used to actually have a job.   Would you eat a Shemin'ham if we started a restaurant with that on the menu? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Have you seen Ben Bailey? I'm worried about him. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

18 Mars 20231h 37min

This is the last question of our epic 250 question saga. Are you a fisherperson and feel that you do not get enough proper representation? Well we are proud to say that we will always stand by you in support, and help raise awareness towards fisherpeople of all races, genders, ages, marital status, national origins, religions, disabilities, sexual orientations, medical conditions, pregnancies, heights, weights, eye colors, and shoe sizes (unless clown or larger). Also, we talk about vanilla I think.   Email us at either email. We have two emails. There is really no difference which one you use. I don't know why we have two. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

14 Mars 202310min

This is a pretty packed episode, so I'm just going to do a quick list to rundown all of the topics that we hit in this one. The Kennedy Nickel, Oswald the Rabbid, a new dating app, and babies. Actually now that I look at the list, it seems a lot smaller than I originally thought. That's okay though, the less time you spend reading this, the more time you have to listen to the episode. Also, rest in peace Erika. We joke, but you didn't deserve what happened, and we in no way condone drunk driving.   Is your last name Sofar? You can tell us, we will keep it a secret. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Have you ever crashed your car into a Rabbid while drunk? You can tell us, we will chastise you forever. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

11 Mars 20231h 32min

This is the actual story of how Barney Wiener and his brother Salty, took up over 30 minutes of our lives. If we have to deal with it so do you.

8 Mars 202335min

This podcast is now really big into physical comedy and Vaudeville. We also talk about having the same ex-girlfriend story, how to torture someone with an Easy Bake Oven, what it's like to be a shoe-whore in Vegas, and how being dishonorably discharged can be considered a good thing. Also, if you can find/make a Wikihow on how to pull off a dishonorable discharge, make sure we are the first to see it.   Do you have an extra room near Vegas that Noah can use for a few weeks? Let him know here. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   If you are planning to be at the MSP airport anytime soon, send us an E-vite and we will come hang out. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

3 Mars 202358min

This is the first question of our epic 250 question saga. This is a really good list, we talk about Spongebob, we really like this list, Posh Spice still hasn't accepted Colton's challenge, we will read this list forever, dentists have dentists, this list will literally never end, and one of us makes a joke.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

1 Mars 202310min