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26 Juli 20211h 45min

The second leg of the I'm Coming Everywhere Tour is here! Go to https://TomSegura.com/tour and use code TOMMY to access the pre-sale this Wednesday, July 21st at 10am. Take advantage of this opportunity and get your tickets before they sell out! SPONSORS: - Go to https://BlueChew.com and get your first month FREE when you use our promo code BEARS at checkout, just pay $5 shipping. - Go to https://LiquidIV.com and use the code BEARS for 25% off anything you order! - Go to https://babbel.com and use promo code BEARS for an extra three months of Babbel FREE. - Get 15% off your order at https://BuyRaycon.com/bears - Go to https://Vuori.com/BEARS and receive 20% off your first purchase, free shipping on any U.S. orders over $75, and free returns. - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://HelloFresh.com/cave14 and use code cave14 for 14 free meals, including free shipping! - Find your Starbucks Tripleshot Energy online or at your local store. Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom is joined by Marc Maron. To start things off, the guys talk about the benefits of doing coke, getting out of a DUI and Maron's new podcast, Dark Fonzie. Next, Marc talks about being a morning radio host and how he's transitioning into being an actor. After that, Marc explains his opinions on moving to Austin, and talks about some of his favorite BBQ restaurants in Texas. Then, Tom and Marc discuss smoking meats with a Traeger grill, how to properly cook fish and one of Marc's favorite stores, Fish King. Last, Marc talks about what it's like to be an actor, and his experience interviewing famous musicians like Bruce Springsteen and Paul McCartney. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Juli 20211h 32min

Come see Tom Segura on tour in Chicago at Credit 1 Arena April 15th! Go to https://TomSegura.com/tour and use code TOMMY to access the pre-sale this Wednesday, July 14th at 10am. Take advantage of this opportunity and get your tickets before they sell out! SPONSORS: - Use code BEARS for 50% off 2 or more pairs at https://ShadyRays.com. - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at https://ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - Get 15% Off and Free Shipping at https://MeUndies.com/BEARS - Go to https://MillerLite.com/CAVE to find delivery options near you. It's Miller Time. - Head to https://PolicyGenius.com/2bears1cave to get started right now. Policygenius. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. Pittsburgh Steeler Cassius Marsh joins Tom Segura in Bert Kreischer's place for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss Tom's old house that Cassius bought, playing for the Patriots, having a dad and brother that played in the NFL, Magic: The Gathering, college football recruitment, NFTs and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Juli 20211h 21min

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5 Juli 20211h 13min

SPONSORS: - Purchase at https://BlackRifleCoffee.com/BEARS and use code: BEARS at checkout for 20% off your purchase and your first coffee club order! - Get your first visit absolutely free at https://ForHims.com/bears - Get the retro summer tie dye variety pack for a limited time this summer! You can get them delivered right to your door by going to https://BudLight.com/delivery or pick it up at your local neighborhood grocery, convenience or liquor store - To start comparing quotes and simplify insurance-buying, check out Policygenius: https://www.policygenius.com/cave. Thanks to Policygenius for sponsoring this video! - Check out https://FIVERR.com and use code CAVE to receive 10% off your first order - Go to https://creditkarma.com/WINMONEY to sign up for free and start winning Instant Karma - Go to https://cbdMD.com and use code BEARS for 25% off your purchase of superior CBD products Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, comedian, writer and host Greg Fitzsimmons steps in for Bert Kreischer. First, Tom Segura and Greg discuss going out to gay bars, Bert's hygiene, and Greg talks about meeting Jon Voight on a plane. Then, Greg discusses his time working on the Ellen DeGeneres show, hooking up with girls from comedy shows, and his dad bod. Next, Tom and Greg discuss how good they'd be at performing oral on a a man, online trolls, and Tom tells a crazy story about the Mexican cartel. After that, Greg and Tom open up about his anger issues, physical parents and trying to have better parenting tendencies. Last, Tom and Greg talk about their kids growing up, moving to Texas and the benefits of being fat in cold weather. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Juni 20211h 23min

SPONSORS: - Use code BEARS for 50% off 2 or more pairs at https://ShadyRays.com. - Go to https://LiquidIV.com and use the code BEARS for 25% off anything you order! - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping at https://Manscaped.com/BEARS - Go to https://Vuori.com/BEARS and receive 20% off your first purchase, free shipping on any U.S. orders over $75, and free returns. - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://HelloFresh.com/cave14 and use code cave14 for 14 free meals, including free shipping! - Get the retro summer tie dye variety pack for a limited time this summer! You can get them delivered right to your door by going to https://BudLight.com/delivery or pick it up at your local neighborhood grocery, convenience or liquor store - Purchase at https://BlackRifleCoffee.com/BEARS and use code: BEARS at checkout for 20% off your purchase and your first coffee club order! Felipe Esparza joins Tom Segura in as a guest host for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Tom and Felipe discuss what is was like being away from stand-up due to the lockdown, Felipe's upbringing, being around gangs, getting sober, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Juni 20211h 27min

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at https://ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - Get 15% off your order at https://BuyRaycon.com/bears - Go to https://Public.com/2BEARS to download the app and get a free slice of stock when you join! - Go to https://MillerLite.com/CAVE to find delivery options near you. It's Miller Time. - Go to https://cbdMD.com and use code BEARS for 25% off your purchase of superior CBD products Mark Normand joins Tom Segura in as a guest host for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Mark and Tom discuss touring with Bert Kreischer, life in New York City, writing jokes, the experience of having kids, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Juni 20211h 25min

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7 Juni 20211h 31min