The Summer Bears Takeover! w/ Stavros Halkias & Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

The Summer Bears Takeover! w/ Stavros Halkias & Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Check out our new summer merch at https://store.ymhstudios.com/ SPONSORS: - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/BEARS! #trueclassicpod - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears - Sponsored by BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bears Tom and Bert are out for the summer, so Chris Distefano and Stavros Halkias are stepping in as your substitute Bears. In this unhinged takeover, they immediately derail the show with tales of cholesterol-fueled delusion, Nazi neighbors in Queens, circumcision conspiracies, radical acceptance, berberine powder, and why 4th of July is the real American holiday (sorry January 6). The boys debate who’s the Bert and who’s the Tom in their pairing, accidentally rank the world’s races, and somehow end up talking about diabetes, Greek shame, and Japanese war crimes—all before diving into engagement stories, dad stress, and the magic of getting fat on purpose. Also, Bert checks in from his deathbed to interrupt and tells them to talk about Indian people. This episode is chaos in shorts. True summer vibes. No lessons, no structure—just greasy hot dogs, high blood pressure, and fat guy fun. It's going to be a wild summer! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 298 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:00 - Who's The Tom & Who's The Bert? 00:08:23 - The Gay Family Man 00:13:56 - Bert's Request 00:21:43 - My War Criminal Neighbor 00:27:19 - Epstein Lists, Toothless Looks, & Fat Guy Speedballs 00:34:49 - We're Just Slowly Dying 00:45:19 - Fourth Of July 00:53:33 - Radical Acceptance 00:58:53 - Chrissy D's Favorite Holiday 01:05:11 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ep. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

SPONSORS: - Go to EstablishedTitles.com to become a Lord today and enter BEARS at checkout to get 10% off. - For 20% off your first order, visit mackweldon.com/bears and enter promo code: BEARS - Get 15% off your order at BuyRaycon.com/bears! - Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15%. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how coronavirus has changed people. They move on to talking about Bert's gross habits, and call Ari Shaffir to find out the point in the day at which he brushes his teeth. Tom and Bert also discuss who they would invite on a celebrity guys trip. Potential candidates include Russell Crowe, Denzel Washington, Shia Labeouf, Bill Clinton, Charles Barkley, and Mike Tyson. This leads them into talking about how weird Joe Pesci looks now. They wrap up by discussing Post Malone's appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Aug 20201h 18min

Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

SPONSORS: - Try ShipStation FREE for 60 days when you use offer code CAVE. Get started at ShipStation.com today! - Go to fitvinewine.com to order online for delivery straight to your door - Go to hellotushy.com/BEARS get 10% off your order - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - Get 20% off your order and free shipping in the US at NoDaysWasted.CO/BEARS and use promo code "BEARS” at checkout. - Get your first visit absolutely free at ForHims.com/bears - Go to EstablishedTitles.com to become a Lord today and enter "BEARS" at checkout to get 10% off. - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15% Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Bert's love of wine, and how he drinks it on the treadmill. This leads them into discussing which Olympic events Bert thinks he can beat Warren Sapp in. They discuss different brands of peanut butter, and experiment mixing two together. They then try to see how many U.S. presidents they can name, and call Kevin Christy for confirmation. Talking to a smart person leads them to discuss their favorite books, and Bert explains why dumb people shouldn't read. They also discuss Bert's sleep apnea, and give Dr. Drew a call to see if he can get Bert a sleep apnea mask. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Aug 20201h 35min

Ep. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

SPONSORS: - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping at Manscaped.com/BEARS. - Head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/BEARS and use promo code "BEARS” at checkout to get 20% off your order and free shipping in the US.. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Bert's want for a British hype man. Tom then plays a clip of LeeAnn finding out about Bert's barehanded wiping for him, before discussing that their friends, including Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz, are moving. The bears brainstorm where they would like to move. Bert also talks about his best parlor tricks and gambling with Daniel Tosh. They then look at an article on the best rappers over 40 which leads them into discussing the Cam'Ron and Faizon Love beef. They wrap the show up with a three-way call between the bears, Russell Peters, and Faizon Love to discuss the beef. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Aug 20201h 32min

Ep. 41 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 41 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

SPONSORS: - Head to Policygenius.com right now to get started on finding the best home insurance for you. - Go to forhims.com/bears for a free online visit. - Go to hellotushy.com/BEARS get 10% off your order Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how Bert's perfected day drinking. They discuss their current favorite reality shows, and Tom shares a cool video of an Ed Asner look-a-like with Bert. They give an update about their podcast with Warren Sapp, discuss the Ellen DeGeneres controversy, as well as their favorite Snoop Dogg hairstyles. They also play a game in which they decide which of the world's richest women they'd date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Aug 20201h 20min

Ep. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

SPONSORS: - Get 15-percent off your order at BuyRaycon.com/bears! - Want wine that has less sugar but doesn't comprimise on ABV or flavor? Head over to FitVine.com and try it out Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by calling NFL Hall of Famer Warren Sapp. Warren suggests that the Bears and him start a podcast. Tom and Bert then discuss their excitement over the idea and what guests they would like to have on. Bert tells stories about Christian Okoye and Big Jay Oakerson, and then the two of them analyze Tracy Morgan ESPN video game commercials. They also discuss building home gyms, and Tom shares a story about Jennifer Aniston which leads to the hardest laughter ever on the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Juli 20201h 39min

Ep. 39 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 39 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

SPONSORS: - You can try ShipStation FREE for 60 days when you use offer code CAVE. - Go to forhims.com/bears for a free online visit - Receive $10 Off Your first pair of Feetures by going to feetures.com and using the code BEARS. - Go to drinkLMNT.com/BEARS and check out their electrolyte variety pack! Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Bert's drinking the night before, during which he sent text messages to Tom and Nadav about the 1972 Miami Dolphins. This prompts a conversation about the best NFL teams of all time. They then discuss Shaq and Charles Barkley's bench press contest, Charles Haley, Nick Cannon's recent controversy, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith's Red Table Talk, the celebrity "Responsibility" video, and what celebrities Bert is more famous than. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Juli 20201h 34min

Ep. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's recent drive-in movie theater tour, wiping barehanded, and Bert's foot race with his tour bus driver, Ron. Bert also reveals that he has started eating ice cream. A lot of ice cream. Tom and Bert then look at a Amazon review for Kool-Aid written by a fan, and Tom reveals new Kool-Aid inspired merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Juli 20201h 13min

Ep. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by eating Krispy Kreme donuts. They give Russell Peters a call to discuss Hinduism, which Bert is interested in possibly joining. They also discuss how often they brush their teeth, celebrities with fake teeth and fake hair, planking, Trinidad James, and Bert's daily caloric intake. Bert and Nadav also talk out their differences. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Juli 20201h 40min

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