Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Interested in Jared Leto and Marky Mark's nipples? This is the episode for you! Oh wait, wrong type of pasties...Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too...

21 Apr 20211h 8min

Not sure if Christine's casket story is something I need to talk to the police about or not... Please advise.Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet...

14 Apr 20211h 14min

This week we talk about the latest flash in the satanic panic. His name is Montero and he worships pentagons or pentagrams or something. Enjoy the art!Donate to Lost-n-Found Youth! https://lnfy.org/ge...

7 Apr 20211h 2min

Catch us in Spotify's new playlist: Podcasts brought down by Scientology. Hopefully we can still make it as minions at a megachurch!Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-...

31 Mars 20211h 25min

We're reading reviews sent in by you! To send your favorite reviews in, write to beachtoosandy@gmail.com with the subject "Between You and Us"Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collecti...

29 Mars 202152min

If you don't pray to the tabernacle of Betsy or Fish Fry Daddy, then what're you doing with your life? Probably poppin' pillies and listening to Tupac...Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.c...

24 Mars 20211h 19min

To anyone who wants to buy the rights to Boris' Yelp account for their dissertation, please get in touch. Oh and FBI, you're welcome for finding the Zodiac Killer. Alex will accept his medal now.Check...

17 Mars 20211h

Christine is throwing stinging bites at reviewers while Alex wonders where you were all conceived.Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us ...

10 Mars 202153min