Bonus episode: It’s Christmas Eve!
As a Christmas bonus from us and ours to you and yours, we have something special! A game of Naughty or Nice, our list of people you should get tattooed by in 2026, and a particularly concerning WWYD ...
23 Dec 202547min
Tinder tats and the ring
When tinder is your preferred tattoo booking platform and things turn out to be… less than professional. And a listener regales us with a story of a stranger who is down on his luck but determined to ...
20 Dec 202530min
Accidental free hand tattoo and the mysterious fainting goat
One listener gets more than they bargained for whilst another writes us a story of their incredible powers of recovery!
13 Dec 202535min
Wet spot and Bali tats f*ck ya!
Have you ever pissed yourself as an adult? Or maybe committed to getting tattooed whilst drunk in a foreign country?
6 Dec 202538min
Accidental cup holder and when sepsis gets real
Everything that could have gone wrong went wrong in this chaotic episode! However, we have a story where a listener was a bit too supportive of their tattooer and a harrowing tale of sepsis.
29 Nov 202536min
Titty twister and special k
The perils of moral support and a valuable lesson about giving people a chance… when you probably shouldn’t.
22 Nov 202525min
Headbutts, hotdogs and onlyfans advice.
A story from Kings Cross that highlights the importance of adult literacy. Along with a listener who came to us for genuine advice for a genuine problem. Advice we felt required some help from someone...
15 Nov 202529min
Cambodian fever dream and the Hail Mary
The most picturesque location for a DIY tattoo shop quickly descends into bloody mayhem and a punter goes all out to win back her mans.
8 Nov 202533min
