#0312 - Dancing Chinese Robots and Yellowstone’s Ominous Belly Button - 02/19/2026
This episode begins in a fog of CPAP-assisted existential dread as Viktor claws his way out of bed like a medieval peasant being summoned to pay taxes to a king he does not respect. It’s Thursday. The...
19 Feb 54min
#0311 - Kid Rock Shirtless Again and Society Is Crumbling - 02/18/2026
This episode kicks down the studio door wearing snow boots, screaming about weather conspiracies and hot water heaters, while aggressively side-eyeing the sky like it personally betrayed him. It opens...
18 Feb 59min
#0310 - You Criticized The Government Online? Congrats, You’re On A List - 02/17/2026
On this frostbitten, slush-soaked Tuesday transmission from the trenches of Idaho Falls, Viktor Wilt drags himself into the studio like a caffeinated cryptid emerging from a cave of regret, immediatel...
17 Feb 34min
#0309 - Tool Might Play The Sphere So I’m Selling Organs I Haven’t Grown Yet - 02/16/2025
This episode opens with Barack Obama casually lobbing a conversational grenade about aliens and then immediately performing the political equivalent of crawling back into the hedge like Homer Simpson....
16 Feb 41min
#0308 - Mantis Shrimp Loaded the Sun Into a Fist - 02/13/2026
Friday claws its way out of the grave and immediately the studio smells like caffeine, sinus pressure, and destiny. The host staggers in, vibrating at a frequency normally reserved for haunted microwa...
13 Feb 35min
Traffic School - You Cannot Outrun Math But They Tried Anyway - 02/13/2026
The broadcast opens with Viktor already spiritually exhausted, wedged between caffeine deficiency and modern customer-service betrayal, while Lieutenant Crain materializes like a lawful paladin who ha...
13 Feb 39min
#0307 - France Wants Babies, I Want A Nap, The Elephants Want Blood - 02/12/2026
Strap in. Coffee is irrelevant. Reality is peeling like wallpaper and Viktor Wilt is back in the studio with post-road-trip brain, haunted by fog, emails, and the vague spiritual residue of gas-statio...
12 Feb 51min
Traffic School - Look Left and Go (Unless You’re Suing Us) - 02/06/2026
This episode of Traffic School Powered by the Advocates opens like a fever dream broadcast directly from a squad car parked halfway between a radio studio and a Home Depot parking lot. Lieutenant Crai...
6 Feb 33min
