Ep. 97: Tiny Baby Husband
Bella, this chapter: ”Am I Pregant? Am i gregnant? Is there a possibly that i'm pegrent? Could I be pregonate? Am i pegnate?? Help!? 38+2 weeks pregananant? Dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby t...
30 Juli 202259min
Ep. 96: Team Edward by Transitive Property
Look y'all, honestly nothing much really happens in this chapter but it is SO PREFERABLE to what's about to happen that we wish it could last forever!!!! Sex changes everything! The whole plot of thi...
9 Juli 202254min
Ep 95: Isle Sexme
Fam, the moment we’ve been waiting for has finally arrived . . . SEX. Edward and Bella finally do the do, and BOY do we have a variety of thoughts and opinions. Like, is waiting so long really worth...
26 Juni 20221h 8min
Ep. 94: But When Will I See You Again? Oh, Never! Never!
You know how we complained about wanting more drama at this wedding? Well, be careful what you wish for: the big bad wolf is back... Also this is the last time Bella will ever see her parents APpaREnt...
12 Juni 20221h 8min
Ep. 93: Do I Bedazzle You?
BUCKLE UP EVERYTONE IT'S WEDDING TIME!!!! Bella doesn't care though so she doesn't tell us very much. And we ask a big question...has SMeyer ever even been in a wedding??? Email us your thoughts on ...
4 Juni 202251min
Ep. 92: Creepy Ceiling Babies
The baby foreshadowing is STRONG, y'all. Did you know Edward and Bella are gonna have a baby in this book? Well, did you?? Not so surprising when they talk so much about doing it but refuse to prepare...
28 Maj 202257min
Ep. 91: With Edward In My Happy Place (Breaking Dawn Season Premiere!)
WE'RE BAAAAACK! And just like a vampire, our love for you guys is immortal. In this episode we catch up from our break, and dive into the first chapter of Breaking Dawn to find that Bella has truly no...
21 Maj 20221h 8min
Ep. 90: Eclipse of Eclipse: Season Finale!
Listeners! Thank you for sticking with us through Eclipse! In this episode we close out the third book of the Twilight Saga with some of your quality analysis, a spirited debate over whether or not Po...
27 Mars 20221h 6min
