
Ep. 73: #ThroupleTherapy (Guest Episode!)
Hi friends! Welcome to our latest guest episode! Our good friend Chance weighs in on some important questions, all based on her own life experience, like: Are the Cullens a cult? What would have to ch...
16 Okt 20211h 7min

Ep. 72: Thigh Bone Plot Device
Hello, listeners! In this episode, life comes at Bella fast! Graduation is quickly approaching as is the Cullens’ plan to move against the newborn army. Renee won’t be there because Phil BROKE HIS THI...
9 Okt 202159min

Ep. 71: Jasper and the Famous Undead Bodies Disease
Hello, listeners! It is time to dive into the dark, uncomfy, unnecessary world of Jasper's backstory. We have BEEF WITH THAT MAN!!! We learn about the vampire wars and discuss the interesting conclusi...
2 Okt 20211h 3min

Ep. 70: Three-Armed Vampire
Hey there listeners! In this week’s episode we have a great time hypothesizing about multi-limbed vamps and the murder spree in Seattle. Plus, get this… BELLA AND EDWARD COMMUNICATE!!!! Who knew? Also...
26 Sep 20211h 4min

Ep. 69: Legendary Lies
Hello friends!! Lo, we have returned! In this episode, we discuss the blatant racism inherent in Smeyer's depiction of our wolfy friends and making up false origin stories about the Quileute Tribe. Al...
18 Sep 20211h 15min

Ep. 68: A Stolen Holographic Chikorita Card
We made it through the storm (hope y’all are safe, fam!) and are here to FIGHT about: Whether rats are grosser than squirrels How stupid humans will be for fashion Whether werewolf nail polish wo...
5 Sep 20211h 1min

Ep. 67: Dude, Where’s My Pillow?
Hey fam! In this episode, we discuss chapter 9 of Eclipse, and let me tell you . . . Charlie is the WORST. Jacob is also the worst, but at least he apologizes for it. Edward is . . . not awful?? Bella...
28 Aug 202153min

Ep 66: Jacob Doth Protest Too Much
Hello listeners! In this episode we talk about how imprinting is way creepier than it needs to be, Jacob continues to veer outside his lane at every opportunity, and Edward demonstrates MAJOR PERSONAL...
22 Aug 202156min



















