
Ep. 27: Are the Vampire Babies Coming for Us?
This is it: ITALY. We read and reread and re-reread this chapter. The YEARNING. The CLOCK TOWER. EDWARD. Is Stephenie Meyer...an action writer?? Email to tell us if you'd be a space vampire or an unde...
22 Aug 20201h

Ep. 26: Was Midnight Sun Worth the Wait? (Reaction Ep!)
MIDNIGHT SUN IS HEEEEERRREEEEE!!!! This is our spoiler-filled Midnight Sun reaction episode! 600 PAGES OF EDWARD ANGST, LET'S GO!!!! Next week we'll be back with more New Moon content, and then we'll ...
16 Aug 20201h 1min

BREAKING NEWS: More Twilight??
FAM. MORE BREAKING NEWS. (Who woulda thought we'd have a THIRD breaking news episode of this podcast when we started a year ago?? Def not me.) If you follow us on social, you know we just broke some ...
12 Aug 202019min

EP. 25: Edward's More Dramatic Tendencies
Hey team!!! Here we are, picking up where we left off with last week's episode. This week we ask, could someone PLEASE help Jacob be his best self because he is getting on our last nerve. Why does Bel...
8 Aug 202034min

Ep. 24: Not MY Alice Cullen
ALERT ALERT!!! MIDNIGHT SUN IS NEARLY UPON US!!! In the meantime, Alice is BACK and she is harsher than expected!! Listen to us discuss why Alice is so mean to Bella, why Jake is so mean to Alice...an...
1 Aug 20201h 6min

Ep. 23: Bella On the Edge
Bella jumps off the cliff and Maya almost forgets to mention that the cliffhanger (get it) is that the Cullens have returned...but that's for next time! First we learn more from Jacob, and Bella almos...
25 Juli 20201h 22min

Minisode 5: Bambi, the FanFic Episode
We're here to talk FANFICTION!! Woo boy do we have plenty to say. Tune in to hear an actual excerpt from Melissa's vampire deer fanfiction from back in the day!! We go in search of which ships are mos...
19 Juli 20201h

Ep. 22: Honey, I Exploded into a Werewolf!
HEY, FAM. This week we discuss Chapter 14: Family. Bella meets ~the gang~ and sees her very first anger-induced werewolf transformation. Wowee! She also meets Emily, and boy do we have a lot of though...
11 Juli 20201h 8min


















