
Ep. 152: Being Uggo Is My Superpower
The title we almost picked: Bella Would Die For You In this episode, we recount Bella's daring escape, and dare we say it...we owe Stephenie Meyer an apology. Because Alice's visions do kind of make s...
8 Juni 202452min

Ep. 151: Twilight DEBUNKED!!!!
Welcome back, listeners! In this episode, Bella gets a Very Important Phone Call from her mom…or is it? DUN DUN DUN! Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch ...
1 Juni 202459min

Ep. 150: Babe, Pig in the Desert
Welcome back, listeners! It's chapter 20, IMPATIENCE, and we are impatient for this chapter to end. You're in a hotel room, we get it! This episode also comes with a huge SHOCK REVEAL from Olivia (gas...
25 Maj 202459min

Ep. 149: The Logistical Problems of Being an Immortal Person
We’re in the home stretch, fam!! (Baseball!!) Chapter 16 is a doozy: Charlie gets eviscerated for NO GOOD REASON, Bella earns that Oscar (and Charlie’s tears), and she and Edward kiss right in front o...
11 Maj 202458min

Ep. 148: Anyway, Read Holes
The plan is apparently "maybe these aggressive vampires just won't smell Bella"???? Good thing our girl has some smart ideas, not to mention narrative agency! Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmai...
4 Maj 202455min

Ep. 147: "I Just Got Jawkissed In Front of My Dad's Best Friend"
We missed you, listeners!! What's that we smell? Cinnamon? Edward's weird vampire breath? Nay!! It's plot, at last! In this chapter we discuss Billy's very reasonable attempt to warn Charlie, Edward's...
27 Apr 20241h 2min

Ep. 146: Is It Ha Ha Ha or He He He?
We're back again, fam! And this week we're discussing Chapter 16: Carlisle—inarguably the most boring chapter of the whole book. But by golly if we don't do our darndest to make it positively pleasant...
23 Mars 202459min

Ep. 145: "Dad, This Is My Lover"
Hello listeners!! DISCLAIMER: Melissa's audio was ~*~phucked~*~ this entire ep but that's okay because in this ep we dive deep into the omegaverse (google with caution), Edward and Bella's soulmate-le...
16 Mars 20241h 4min


















