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Pole dancing safety requirements Sympathy for past lovers 1) No fapper takes accountability 2) 21 yr-old couldn't get 'it' up

5 Aug 202437min

51 is for Bernie Williams (Yankees legend) - Give my man some loveDoes the B-man want to be in movies?1) A wet blanket loses her engagement ring at a drag show in Key West, FL2) Vegas is the home of p...

1 Aug 202429min

Give an update on how we're doing 50 episodes in balls deep1) Are babes getting pregnant to have busty birthday pics taken and then aborting?2) How long do you have to stay at a 1 yr-old's bday party ...

29 Juli 202435min

Please suppress any slave owner energy you may possess 1) Should we all be "stealth camping" to avoid paying rent? 2) How many cans of Mountain Dew do you have to drink to be an addict?

25 Juli 202430min

The B-man hesitates to call the attempted assassination of former President Trump an inside job, but it totally was. 1) Babe can't understand why her co-workers have a passion for their employer 2) We...

22 Juli 202435min

Delta flight attendants (stewardesses) not happy with their new uniformsHe wants to run a nudist 5k in Indiana with his beautiful wife, but he insists he's not a nudist

18 Juli 202430min

Is taking off your stilettos at a funeral trashy?Call Her Daddy fan upset her soul mate of four days didn't give her the Big O

15 Juli 202427min

Is birth control effective ten minutes after swallowing your first pill?Should Only Fan babes be engaging with Johns' who haven't left a tip in the smut jar?Seriously, let me know what you think of th...

11 Juli 202430min