Cleanliness Is Next To Me-ness (S1 review)
Marcus and Deanna review Season 1: Genesis. Is a shadowy figure secretly pulling God’s strings from behind the scenes? What’s the best use for the ark now that shooting is done? What counts as a bless...
21 Juli 202541min
Cameo From The Undertaker (S1 E12)
Season finale! Jacob comes down with an acute case of “I’m gonna die soon” and gathers his sons for one last chance to complain about that time Reuben had sex with Jacob’s concubine. Jacob also attemp...
7 Juli 202545min
Pimp My Chariot (S1 E11)
Joseph pulls the plug on his revenge plans after his brothers turn their groveling up to 11. Joseph removes his glasses in a Clark-Kent-to-Superman-style striptease, but his brothers don’t believe it’...
30 Juni 202544min
Vampiric Bovine Scenario (S1 E10)
When Pharaoh’s sleep is disrupted by terrifying dreams of vampire cows, he springs world-renowned Dream Reader Joseph from jail. Joseph concludes that seven years of famine can be prevented by opening...
23 Juni 202546min
Big Pullout Game (S1 E9)
Joseph is out and proud with a fancy coat from his adoring father. Between that and his obsession with reading his dream journal out loud, the rest of his brothers have had enough and sell him into sl...
16 Juni 202550min
God Joins the WWE (S1 E8)
Jacob freaks out about seeing Esau again and immediately ranks his household by their human-shield potential. God overdoes his attempts to lift Jacob’s spirits by staging an all-night wrestling match....
9 Juni 202550min
Rachel Pimps Jacob Out for Root Vegetables (S1 E7)
On his way to Haran, Jacob uses a random stone as a pillow and has trippy dreams with distinct Led Zeppelin vibes. Speaking of stones, Jacob lifts a huge one with just his erection and then signs a se...
2 Juni 202558min
Hellboy + Elmo + Teen Wolf vs. Goatman (S1 E6)
Rebecca gets pregnant with some “special help” from God. It’s twins! The first, Esau, has an unfortunate resemblance to Elmo crossed with Hellboy. His awful luck continues when he trades his birthrigh...
26 Maj 202545min
