345 - An End to Violence
I give God Ben-David one more chance to answer my prayers by pleading with Him to remove violence from the hearts of humanity before I become a major political figure.
17 Sep 202415min
344 - Resume Help
I investigate reports that Kamala Harris did not, in fact, work at McDonald's. In the process, I update my resume.
31 Aug 202421min
343 - Journalist No More?
In light of recent McDonald's-related developments in presidential politics, I consider giving up my status as a journalist to become a government lackey.
27 Aug 202420min
342 - Vice Presidential Service
While investigating reports that Vice President Kamala Harris may have worked at McDonald's, I seek valuable intelligence from another fast food chain owned and operated by nearly six guys.
19 Aug 202419min
341 - Mea Culpa
While visiting the White House to lobby "lame duck" President Biden on passing executive action related to the McDonald's Pizza matter, I suffer an embarrassing accident for which I must extend a sinc...
31 Juli 202421min
340 - Neck Noodle
After a Hawaiian Breeze-scented oil explosion forces me to take several baths, my fingers become so pruny that my home security is put at risk.
25 Juli 202417min
339 - Medical Update
After last week's electrocution incident, I update the Glade Plugins medical department on my recent doctor's visit and receive some startling disinformation vis-à-vis which of their products is safe ...
12 Juli 202429min
338 - Cease and Desist
My award-pending investigative series Sériàlle comes to an abrupt end, when I am threatened with legal action by a major local New York newspaper.
1 Juli 202426min
