313 - A Postmates Thanksgiving
On this day of Thanksgiving, I have trouble giving thanks to Postmates, who delivered my turkey in sub-optimal condition.
21 Nov 202316min
312 - World Peace
I offer the United Nations my plan to end all wars if they agree to my terms re: McDonald's Pizza.
14 Nov 202316min
311 - Selling Sawdust
In an effort to gain leverage over the McDonald's Corporation, I endeavor to supply them with cheap sawdust for use in their hamburger patties.
31 Okt 202314min
310 - A Ouija Halloween
On a special Halloween edition of the program, I seek spiritual/technical support for my malfunctioning Ouija board.
28 Okt 202324min
309 - Taylor Swift's Ronald Costume
I am forced to travel far from home to investigate whether Taylor Swift dresses as Ronald McDonald's in her new motion picture. In the process, I befriend a fellow "journo" there to experience the exp...
21 Okt 202324min
308 - The Art of the Golden Arches
While visiting a famous painting of a woman in gold, I was surprised to discover the galerie offered no information about this painting's relation to the McDonald's Golden Arches.
14 Okt 202315min
307 - Thwarting Artificial Intelligence
Upon learning a certain social media mogul might want to use my book to train his artificial intelligence, I endeavor to ban him from purchasing said book at his local bookseller.
30 Sep 202315min
306 - Attack of the Clones
Concerned about who will inherit my investigative journalism empire, I pursue the possibility of cloning my own heir.
23 Sep 202317min
