Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

If you feel like a gay royal on a pride float, this episode is for you! If you like raisins, this episode is not for you!Check out our new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-wa...

2 Kesä 20211h 22min

:~| 8~| 8~/ :~(Check out our new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeki...

26 Touko 20211h 14min

How will I tell my children that these podcasters were not cats?Check out our new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoos...

19 Touko 20211h 45min

Wow, we finally did it y'all. We proved that evolution isn't real and Darwin is a false prophet. Time to praise the Oklahoma Peanut Princess instead!Check out our new merch! https://store.dftba.com/co...

12 Touko 20211h 19min

Christine is pregnant!!!! But more importantly, Alex is on Tinder.Check out our new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachto...

5 Touko 20211h 18min

XylophoneANDYCheck out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Follow us on TikTok! tiktok.com/@beachtoosand...

28 Huhti 20211h 28min

In our humble but honorable opinions, it's about time ski resorts start serving nachos. PERIDOT.Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on...

26 Huhti 202135min

Interested in Jared Leto and Marky Mark's nipples? This is the episode for you! Oh wait, wrong type of pasties...Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too...

21 Huhti 20211h 8min