Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Not sure if Christine's casket story is something I need to talk to the police about or not... Please advise.Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet...

14 Huhti 20211h 14min

This week we talk about the latest flash in the satanic panic. His name is Montero and he worships pentagons or pentagrams or something. Enjoy the art!Donate to Lost-n-Found Youth! https://lnfy.org/ge...

7 Huhti 20211h 2min

Catch us in Spotify's new playlist: Podcasts brought down by Scientology. Hopefully we can still make it as minions at a megachurch!Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-...

31 Maalis 20211h 25min

We're reading reviews sent in by you! To send your favorite reviews in, write to beachtoosandy@gmail.com with the subject "Between You and Us"Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collecti...

29 Maalis 202152min

If you don't pray to the tabernacle of Betsy or Fish Fry Daddy, then what're you doing with your life? Probably poppin' pillies and listening to Tupac...Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.c...

24 Maalis 20211h 19min

To anyone who wants to buy the rights to Boris' Yelp account for their dissertation, please get in touch. Oh and FBI, you're welcome for finding the Zodiac Killer. Alex will accept his medal now.Check...

17 Maalis 20211h

Christine is throwing stinging bites at reviewers while Alex wonders where you were all conceived.Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us ...

10 Maalis 202153min

The demonic Foghorn Leghorn rises from his coffin after 30 hours of eating cockroaches. Bert and Ernie quake in fear.Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water...

3 Maalis 202150min