
#0315 - Influencer Tells Men to Break Their Own Faces - 02/24/2026
Tuesday shows up like a tax auditor with insomnia and Viktor Wilt kicks the studio door open already beefing with consciousness itself. It’s 7-something-in-the-morning-but-it-feels-illegal and he’s hy...
24 Helmi 52min

#0314 - Mondays are UGH and NHOMAM - 02/23/2026
Monday detonates without warning as Viktor Wilt claws his way out of the grave of the weekend, hissing at the sun like a sleep-deprived vampire who accidentally scheduled a morning show for himself. T...
23 Helmi 55min

#0313 - Frat Basement Horror and the Manhole Fire Apocalypse - 02/20/2026
This episode begins the way all great psychological thrillers begin: with a man at war with an alarm clock. Friday has arrived, but joy has not. Our hero staggers into consciousness fueled by regret, ...
20 Helmi 28min

Traffic School - UNIT 12 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT - 02/20/2026
This episode of Traffic School Powered by The Advocates detonates straight out of the gate with the myth, the legend, the mountain himself — Lieutenant Crain — materializing like a law-enforcement cry...
20 Helmi 51min

#0312 - Dancing Chinese Robots and Yellowstone’s Ominous Belly Button - 02/19/2026
This episode begins in a fog of CPAP-assisted existential dread as Viktor claws his way out of bed like a medieval peasant being summoned to pay taxes to a king he does not respect. It’s Thursday. The...
19 Helmi 54min

#0311 - Kid Rock Shirtless Again and Society Is Crumbling - 02/18/2026
This episode kicks down the studio door wearing snow boots, screaming about weather conspiracies and hot water heaters, while aggressively side-eyeing the sky like it personally betrayed him. It opens...
18 Helmi 59min

#0310 - You Criticized The Government Online? Congrats, You’re On A List - 02/17/2026
On this frostbitten, slush-soaked Tuesday transmission from the trenches of Idaho Falls, Viktor Wilt drags himself into the studio like a caffeinated cryptid emerging from a cave of regret, immediatel...
17 Helmi 34min

#0309 - Tool Might Play The Sphere So I’m Selling Organs I Haven’t Grown Yet - 02/16/2025
This episode opens with Barack Obama casually lobbing a conversational grenade about aliens and then immediately performing the political equivalent of crawling back into the hedge like Homer Simpson....
16 Helmi 41min



















