
#0308 - Mantis Shrimp Loaded the Sun Into a Fist - 02/13/2026
Friday claws its way out of the grave and immediately the studio smells like caffeine, sinus pressure, and destiny. The host staggers in, vibrating at a frequency normally reserved for haunted microwa...
13 Helmi 35min

Traffic School - You Cannot Outrun Math But They Tried Anyway - 02/13/2026
The broadcast opens with Viktor already spiritually exhausted, wedged between caffeine deficiency and modern customer-service betrayal, while Lieutenant Crain materializes like a lawful paladin who ha...
13 Helmi 39min

#0307 - France Wants Babies, I Want A Nap, The Elephants Want Blood - 02/12/2026
Strap in. Coffee is irrelevant. Reality is peeling like wallpaper and Viktor Wilt is back in the studio with post-road-trip brain, haunted by fog, emails, and the vague spiritual residue of gas-statio...
12 Helmi 51min

Traffic School - Look Left and Go (Unless You’re Suing Us) - 02/06/2026
This episode of Traffic School Powered by the Advocates opens like a fever dream broadcast directly from a squad car parked halfway between a radio studio and a Home Depot parking lot. Lieutenant Crai...
6 Helmi 33min

#0306 - The Weasel Broke the Machine in 2016 and Nothing Loaded Correctly After That - 02/05/2026
This episode doesn’t start so much as it boots up mid-error, like reality forgot to load properly and just shrugged. The show staggers in on fumes—instant coffee, raw meat energy drink lore, and the h...
5 Helmi 39min

#0305 - We’re Old, Metal Is Mainstream, and the Elves Are Real Now - 01/30/2026
The episode kicks off like a man crawling out of the wreckage of his own circadian rhythm, openly blaming law enforcement for his lack of sleep because Lieutenant Crain had the audacity to be on Famil...
30 Tammi 1h 7min

Traffic School - Crain Missed $20,000 By Nine Points And A Goat Is Loose - 01/30/2026
This episode of Traffic School detonates immediately like a raw-meat-fueled fever dream, kicking off with Lieutenant Crain—local law enforcement icon, accidental celebrity, and freshly minted Family F...
30 Tammi 38min

#0304 - Rock Radio Is Cowardly and Maroon 5 Sucks - 01/28/2026
This episode of The Viktor Wilt Show is a caffeinated, sleep-deprived, raw-meat-energy–fueled descent into the fragile psyche of a man desperately trying to survive a Wednesday while the universe pelt...
29 Tammi 45min




















