Works Every Time14 Okt 2024

How To Not Get A DUI

This is episode 45 of the WET Podcast.

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - This Week on WET...

00:01:49 - What Markus does with his dinosaurs in private

00:03:41 - Justin's Regulars

00:05:19 - Phill drank 6 THC beers (Tejas Tonic please sponsor us)

00:08:56 - Celsius drinkers be like

00:11:16 - Why we don't get invited to do c*caine

00:14:02 - Underware corner (Justin wears socks inside out)

00:16:06 - Women take everything

00:18:29 - Justin's Journal 7: So much big caulk

00:26:42 - Goodwill find of the century

00:33:05 - Context: Markus has a Honda Fit

00:35:34 - Markus' Dino of the Week

00:43:15 - Explaining the Doomsday Clock to Justin

00:48:29 - Watching atom bomb test footage

00:54:08 - Marjorie Taylor Greene Appears to Say Democrats Can 'Control the Weather

00:59:36 - Austrian man amputated his p*nis with an axe after eating psilocybin psychedelic mushrooms

01:05:10 - Court Says Man Can't Be Charged with Drunk Driving Because He Chugged Entire Bottle After Getting Pulled Over

01:08:18 - Boot out reporters, say NFL players caught naked in locker room

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