5/1/2026-Full Show:This Isn’t Netflix.. It’s Your Wedding”

When does trying to impress someone cross the line into pretending to be someone you’re not — and is a livestream wedding invite actually an insult? On this lively and unpredictable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh bring listeners a perfect mix of laugh‑out‑loud moments, uncomfortable truths, and Dirty Little Secrets that spiral fast.
The episode kicks off with classic BTK energy as Billy recaps a late night at an industry awards event, Candice shares her own community involvement, and the crew bonds over drunk Amazon purchases including recorder instruments that may or may not turn into a band.
But the conversation quickly turns into a Hot Take that has everyone divided. Billy reveals he was invited to stream a wedding, not attend it complete with a registry link. While others will be there in person, he’s expected to watch via livestream… and possibly send a gift. The crew debates modern wedding etiquette, Zoom invites, and whether streaming a wedding is thoughtful or straight‑up tacky.
The episode’s Dirty Little Secret takes a hilarious turn when a man admits he lied about being an artist to impress a woman he’s dating. What started as “I like art” quickly turned into “I do art” leading him to panic‑buy supplies from Michaels, secretly purchase a painting from HomeGoods, and sign his own name on it. Now he’s terrified she’ll ask to see his process… or paint together. The crew reacts in disbelief and laughter, ultimately encouraging honesty before the lie turns into a full‑blown exhibit.
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