07/24/26 FULL SHOW:BILLY EATS PARASITE LETTUCE

Would you tell someone you're dating that the muscles they've been admiring aren't actually real?

On this wildly chaotic edition of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh battle through technical disasters, flat tires, questionable food recalls, and one of the most unforgettable Wheel of Misfortune punishments ever!

The show kicks off with a morning full of unexpected setbacks, but things quickly get even more interesting during Dirty Little Secret when a listener confesses that he’s been wearing a fake muscle-enhancing shirt on every date with a gorgeous woman who’s completely out of his league. Now that things are getting serious, he’s desperate to figure out how to come clean before she discovers the truth for herself. The team's advice—and the listener's creative cover-up ideas—lead to one of the funniest conversations of the morning.

Later, tensions rise during Wheel of Misfortune as Billy loses trivia and is forced to face the consequences. What starts as a harmless punishment quickly turns into a hilarious on-air saga involving recalled food, parasite concerns, stomach regrets, and nonstop jokes from Candice and Pooh.

Plus, the team reacts to Tom Holland becoming the first celebrity to throw up during the infamous Hot Ones challenge and shares plenty of behind-the-scenes moments that prove sometimes the best radio happens when everything goes wrong.

Memorable Moment: "Girl, I got the parasite. I'm withering down to nothing!" — Billy's completely ridiculous dating advice that had the entire studio laughing.

If you love unpredictable mornings, laugh-out-loud listener confessions, friendly chaos, and the kind of show where absolutely anything can happen, this episode is for you.

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