7 Signs You’re Actually About to LEVEL UP (Yes, ESPECIALLY If YOUR Life is FALLING APART)

7 Signs You’re Actually About to LEVEL UP (Yes, ESPECIALLY If YOUR Life is FALLING APART)

IS YOUR LIFE IN SHAMBLES? Does it feel like nothing is going according to plan? Well, you are in luck! The fact that your entire reality is turning to dust may actually mean you’re on the precipice of a MASSIVE UPLEVEL. You’ve outgrown your conditions. You’ve expanded beyond the walls of your current reality. And something much, much bigger is about to unfold. In today’s Tea Party, Aliza reveals the 7 SIGNS that you’re about to experience a MASSIVE UPLEVEL — that's astrological signs AND spiritual signals, diva, which means we leave no stone unturned.


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At today’s Tea Party, Aliza breaks down which zodiac signs are going through it right now (and what it means if you have them in your chart), your existential dissatisfaction as critical information, how endings can become extraordinary catalysts, and why some of our biggest transformations begin when we have absolutely no choice but to move forward. Because an uplevel doesn’t always arrive as a golden ticket — sometimes it arrives as a pink slip, a breakup, a crisis, or truly enormous breakdown. If your old reality can no longer contain who you’re becoming, congratulations, baby: you may, in fact, be experiencing an UPLEVEL UP of epic proportions. Time to sip!


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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:09:34) What is an uplevel?

(00:16:20) Uplevel #1: Virgo or Pisces Placements

(00:24:24) Uplevel #2: Leo Placements

(00:30:05) Uplevel #3: Aquarius Placements

(00:36:00) Uplevel #4: Gemini Placements

(00:43:27) Uplevel #5: Major Planetary Returns

(00:51:37) Uplevel #6: Everything's Annoying

(00:55:05) Uplevel #7: Everything's Crumbling (aka Tower Moments)


Episode 46. This episode was recorded on August 28, 2026.

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