Abolish The Met Gala
Sami and Jordana are back and they kick things off with a brief recap of last night’s RHOBH episode and their thoughts on the evolving scandal (skip to ~12 mins in for the end of RHOBH talk). Then, they talk about Britney’s surprise engagement and the fact that she deleted her Instagram account. How will we cope without her cryptic updates?! Then, they jump over to The Met Gala and discuss whether the Gala should even exist in this day and age and what its purpose really is. To end the show, they play ‘Oops! I Dated Again,’ where they try to guess the right celebrity based on two other celebrities that dated them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16 Sep 202150min
Is Jen Shah The Worst Person In Housewives History?
Sami is back from her honeymoon and tells Jordana all about watching Bravo and scrolling Reddit while on vacation. They recap this week’s RHOBH with a reaction to Rinna’s insufferable behavior and Erika’s latest diversions. Then they discuss the first two minutes of the new RHOSLC season and what’s in store for Jen Shah. They also react to Scott Disick’s breakup from Amelia Hamlin, and update us on Britney’s dad filing a petition to end her conservatorship. How close is #FreeBritney to finally becoming a reality? Finally, they close the show with the game of the week, all about your favorite movies and TV show featuring trips to Europe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9 Sep 20211h
They Were On A Break! (And Other TV Debates)
Jordana and her co-host-for-the-day Sean start with a conversation about the latest confrontation over Erika Jayne’s unwillingness to take responsibility. They dive into the latest Kanye West controversy, with an explanation of why his latest album release is embroiled in controversy. Is Kanye even relevant anymore, or are we just interested in the spectacle? Then it’s time for a spoiler-free debate about the success (and backlash to) the hit show Ted Lasso, and what liking that brand of comedy says about you. Plus, they discuss a list of sitcom storylines that serve as a good test of your personality. Finally, Jorge joins once again to lead them in a Kanye-inspired game of “Musical Direction” with some complete-the-lyrics and band name trivia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2 Sep 20211h 9min
We Know Who The Next Jeopardy Host Should Be
With Aleen and Sami out this week, Jordana is joined by Betches’ own Sean Kilby to discuss the Jeopardy scandal and revisit the White Lotus season finale. They start with a conversation about vacations (including Jordana’s recent trip to Greece) and update us on Aleen’s new baby. Then they dive into the Jeopardy hosting scandal, with a full breakdown of what led to the downfall of replacement host Mike Richards. Who should be the new host now that he’s out of the way? Next, they recap the finale of the much-talked-about first season of HBO’s White Lotus (spoilers start at 30:00). Was this show worth all the hype? Finally, at around 48:00 the spoilers end and they’re joined by producer Jorge to close out the show with a game of “Betch-pardy” featuring trivia questions all about bad choices and undeserving winners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26 Aug 202159min
Is The J.Lo And Ben Fling A PR Stunt?
It’s the topic Aleen, Sami, and Jordana have been waiting to discuss: are Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez back together for publicity, or is the relationship real this time around? They dive into the latest headlines about the couple, and tell us what they think Ben’s real motivation is. They discuss some of the biggest celebrity couples that have come along since Bennifer broke up nearly 20 years ago. Plus, they tell us which celeb breakups hit them the hardest (we’re looking at you Justin and Selena) and go over the laundry list of men that have dated Taylor Swift through the years. Then it’s time for a music-infused game of the week entitled “Reunited and it Feels So Good” featuring songs about getting back together Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19 Aug 202152min
Who Knows Their Friend Best: Jordana vs. Aleen
With the first Betches baby about to arrive, Aleen and Jordana take some time to reflect on their lifelong friendship. They start with a recap of this week’s RHOBH, including Sutton taking sides in the Erika drama, and Garcelle squaring off against Lisa Rinna. Then at 24:00 they dive into their two decades as best friends, with a reflection on their favorite memories throughout the years, and the changes that come with the arrival of your first child. Finally, they play a game called “Better Friend Forever” all about how well they know one another, which leads to some great stories from their shared history together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12 Aug 20211h 2min
Who Is The Most Out Of Touch Rich Person In America?
Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are back to talk about everything going on this week, starting with a conversation about the photos of Tom Girardi’s black eye. Do the pictures of his black eye earn him any sympathy, or does this feel like yet another ploy to gain public support? Then they dive into a recap of another great episode of RHOBH, complete with a breakdown of Erika’s latest confusing claims. They talk about the Frontier Airlines passenger who had to be duct taped to his seat. Plus, they discuss a new Vanity Fair article about just how out-of-hand the level of wealth has gotten in the Hamptons. Can we be done with all these rich people complaining already? Finally, they play a game called “Even Richer People” all about celebrities and the wildly out-of-touch things they say. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5 Aug 202158min
Why Are People Coming For Simone Biles?
Sami, Jordana, and Aleen are back and there’s a lot to cover this week, so they dive straight into a conversation about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez grabbing headlines. Is this just a coordinated publicity stunt or are they genuinely reconnecting? Next, they talk about Chrishell from Selling Sunset dating her boss Jason, and tell us why that show is so entertaining. Plus, they break down the car crash story Erika Jayne told on RHOBH this week and talk about Kyle’s bee attack. Then they give their take on the public reaction to Simone Biles pulling herself from competition at the Olympic games. What does this moment say about the public conversation around mental health? Finally, they play a round of the “Olymbetch Games” by handing out medals in some Olympics-inspired categories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29 Jul 20211h 2min
