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Aleen and Jordana start this week’s ep by sharing their tales of partying hard re: their bff’s bachelorette party. Aleen asked Jordana to borrow a bronzer brush and was shocked at it’s, uh, messy state of being. They then dive into discussing another engagement, one with a bit more…blood. Yup, MGK and Megan Fox actually drank each other’s blood after their engagement. Anywho, recovering from how strange that is, they get into a wild relationship of the familial sort—Jamie Lynn Spears has spoken out about her relationship with sister Britney, who has recently unfollowed Jamie on IG—or as Jordana likes to call it, some typical sister shit. The conversation makes a quick tone shift to remember America’s fave TV dad, Bob Saget, who recently passed away at 65. Aleen shares her deep appreciation of Bob’s most popular show, Full House. Then they chat about another show full of families, friends, and the struggles of youth—only this time, it’s jam packed with sex and drugs. You guessed it—Euphoria! A show that gives Jordana and Aleen a lot of pause about children these days, and makes them realize that by comparison they were prude as f*ck in high school—relatable. Speaking of f*cked up TV, they round off the show sharing their mixed reviews of the star-packed, end-of-the-world movie Don’t Look Up. They wrap it up with a shout-out to Sami—if you’re out there listening, be careful skiing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Jan 202254min

Are you a fan of puzzles? So is Jordana. She kicks off this week’s episode sharing her love of literal puzzles (the 1,000 piece kind to be exact), which leads into Jordana, Aleen, and Sami talking about a truly puzzling topic—how tf could Tristan Thompson cheat on Khloe K yet again, and have a kid with another woman?! The conversation then shifts to another woman who seems to always choose the wrong men. Yes, we’re talking about Carrie Bradshaw. They discuss how the latest installment of And Just Like That, we’re sorry to tell you, only gets cringier. They reminisce on the OG SATC and pose the controversial q we all couldn’t help but wonder—should Carrie just have ended up single way back then and saved us the time? Continuing on the theme of b*tches with drama, they talk about the latest season of RHOC, including the ins and outs of what makes a good RH—Aleen compares it to a game of chess—and how RHOSLC is missing the ball. The show wraps up with a few pop culture predictions for the new year: Will Miley Cyrus and Pete Davidson date? Will Justin and Hailey Bieber have a kid? And who will be the next to break up? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Jan 202249min

Following last week’s v controversial debate, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana revisit the og Sex and the City TV show. Yes, it really is as good as you remember and no, it’s actually not cheesy. The trio then get into an ultimate recap of 2021 and discuss all the important things. You know, best Bravo moments of the year—Erika Jayne or Jen Shah?—whether or not Squid Game deserves the spot of top TV show, and was Olivia Rodrigo’s Drivers License song really that big of a deal—or are we just millennials? After delving deep into 2021’s pop culture past, they round off the show with a game that tests how well they kept tabs. Like, remember when wild hogs stole Shakira’s purse? Yeah, they forgot about that too. Finally, Sami shares her go-to research method for digging into celeb tea—think, JB and Selena’s relationship, Kim Cattrall and SJP’s feud—and Aleen asks the hard hitting q: Is it actually research or is Sami just reading an 8th grader’s blog? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Des 202151min

The Betches annual holiday party just ended so Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are recapping it all, including who the real MVP was this year (the open bar, obviously). Then they dive into a SPOILER-filled recap of the wild Succession season finale (boo souls). Should we have seen that betrayal coming all season? Plus, they debate where things go from here for the Roy siblings. Finally, they talk all about the Sex and the City reboot, including that shocking (and frustrating) cliffhanger to end the premiere. Did Carrie Bradshaw suddenly forget how to use her phone? Finally, they discuss whether or not SATC was always this cheesy, or if it’s just a new Samantha-less world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Des 202150min

Aleen is finally back on the podcast, so she’s catching Sami and Jordana up on everything we’ve missed while she was on maternity leave. They talk about going back to work, binging True Blood during downtime, and living in a (potentially) haunted house. Next, they recap last night’s huge U Up? Live Show, including Jordana’s take on what made it the best one ever. Then they dive into all the latest trending TV shows, starting with the best new comedy of the year (The Sex Lives of College Girls) and another debate about Paris Hilton’s return to the spotlight. Plus, they share their thoughts on Selling Sunset, the new season of RHOC, and VPR’s Raquel calling things off with James Kennedy. Then at around 50:30 - SPOILERS AHEAD - they debate the most shocking moment in Succession history. Did [SPOILER] really just [SPOILER] or is [SPOILER] a red herring? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Des 20211h 6min

Jordana is back from her wedding and she’s recapping all the juiciest details with Sami. They talk about family drama, what she’d do differently, and the moment it turned into their own version of Fyre Festival. This leads to a conversation about intergenerational stability, and why it’s so valuable to find a supportive and stable partner. Next, they talk about their Thanksgiving weekend, including why Jordana (the tree expert) decided not to get a Christmas tree this year. They also discuss the challenge of buying gifts, especially when you have to make a wish-list for yourself, and they tell us which holiday needs a glow up. Finally, they close the show with some great TV recommendations, including their thoughts on the new season of Selling Sunset, and a review of Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Des 20211h

Sami is back from Jordana’s wedding and she’s joined by Sean Kilby to share some highlights from the weekend. They start with details about rain on the wedding day, and Sami gives us an update on her embryo freezing process. Next, they preview their Thanksgiving holidays, which leads to a debate about the most overrated Thanksgiving dish and the best dessert at the table. They also offer a retraction from last week’s conversation about Paris Hilton’s wedding (now that we’ve seen Paris and her husband in their new reality show). Finally, at around 38:00 they recap the best episode of this season of Succession, telling us exactly where they think things are going in the next few episodes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Nov 202154min

It’s only a few hours until Jordana’s wedding arrives, so she and Sami talk about the last minute anticipation (and tell us how you actually get a wedding dress on a plane). Then they react to Britney’s conservatorship coming to an end and talk about what’s next for her now that she’s finally free. They discuss Paris Hilton’s over-the-top wedding this past weekend, including whether or not she used her now-husband as a prop. Next, they talk about Taylor Swift dominating the conversation this week with the re-release of Red, and debate whether or not she’ll ever get married (or already secretly got married). Finally, they discuss Taylor’s creative peak, people coming for Jake Gyllenhaal, and the relatability of ‘All Too Well’. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Nov 202154min