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- Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. It’s a classic episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! The bears talk about touring in Latin America, men getting dressed, and how much Bert loves Testosterone. They talk about Fast and the Furious franchise, naming a standup special, The Machine movie. They reminisce about cutting each other’s hair and try to figure out if they’d get hair transplants. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Apr 20231h 13min

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss flying on private jets, Bert’s experience getting pranked by Andrew Schulz on Flagrant, both of their biggest fears, funny family stories, filming comedy specials, hanging with NFL players, and more! Plus, they watch a clip of Machine Gun Kelly confronting Sam Tripoli research patron saints for Tom to choose, and reveal some of their favorite comedians. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Apr 20231h 19min

Go catch Chris at The Theater at MSG in NYC on September 23rd. Get tickets at https://chrisdcomedy.com/tickets  Chris Distefano joins Tom Segura as a guest bear in Bert Kreischer’s place this week! Tom and Chris discuss, Chrissy’s new look, weight loss, the effects of social media, Chris’ new show “Super Maximum Retro Show”, and much more! Chris also shares some hilarious stories about his dad, Tampa Tony, meeting Steven Tyler and Phil Collins, as well as a wild story about an argument Chris witnessed. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Mar 20231h 27min

This episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave was filmed in front of a live audience of MGM Rewards Members at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. It's a bonus episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave live on Saint Paddy's Day! We start with a dental update from Tom, Bert reveals his affinity for HBCU Cheerleading videos, and Bert expresses how no one can love Tom like Bert does. They discuss their testosterone usage, Taylor Lewan from Bussin' with the Boys invites Bert to Beer Olympics, and Bert talks about Ila jokes he had removed from his Netflix Special Razzle Dazzle. The bears discuss St. Paddy's Day, Bert wants to invest in homosexuality, and hygiene. The bears end with a Q & A. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Mar 20231h 10min

Check out Adam and his buddies on their podcast “This Is Important” https://www.youtube.com/@ThisIsImportant Adam Devine joins Bert Kreischer in Tom Segura’s place for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Bert and Adam discuss Mardi Gras, losing their virginity, making movies, improvising, their career goals, working with Danny McBride, Zac Efron, and Pete Davidson, doing edibles and mushrooms, and much more! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Mar 20231h 25min

We got special guest bear David Cross guest-bearing with Tom Segura this week. Go Catch David on “The Worst Daddy In The World Tour” and get tickets at officialdavidcross.com They discuss how important it is to pick the person you bring on comedy tours with you so they can eat the leftovers you don’t like. They trade morning radio horror stories, H. Jon Benjamin, Brendon Walsh, Mr. Show with Bob and David, and the Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret. Tom discusses his cancelled Subway commercial campaign, improvising, how slow small towns are, and being not being ready to see animals being prepared for meals. They discuss touring, recording specials, hecklers https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Mar 20231h 41min

Sponsors: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. On this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave Bert Kreischer is joined by Howie Mandel in Tom Segura’s place. They discuss Howie’s TikTok fiasco, watching yourself on TV, how Bert Orders takeout, Julius Caesar, their worst haircut stories, and more! Throughout, the two come up with jokes, and Bert wraps up the episode by running them by his wife LeeAnn. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Mar 20231h 22min

SPONSORS: - Head to https://ShipStation.com and use code: BEARS to sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. Welcome to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Today, Ryan Holiday fills in as a guest bear! Ryan Holiday is the best-selling author of "Trust Me, I'm Lying", "The Obstacle is The Way", and other famous books. Tom and Ryan discuss the origins of philosophy, the four cardinal virtues, and their significance to obtaining, and maintaining, a prosperous lifestyle. They relive their days as struggling artists and share their mutual, yet individual experiences in becoming famous for their respective art. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Feb 20232h 5min