Ep. 185 - A Wet Nightmare

Today I’m joined by Lisa who I had the pleasure of meeting at a sex re-education workshop I spoke at recently. She’s a woman who has had a sexual awakening of sorts, facilitated by her online alter ego (@peachesmalone_og). We talk: re-igniting your flame of sexuality and femininity, taking care of your pleasure, exploring your own sexual interests while in a marriage, working in a male dominated industry, balancing your masculine and feminine energy, and going to sex clubs! Don’t forget: “well-fucked women change the world” (as said by @nicolledoublel) Thanks for listening and happy hoe-ing! [photo cred: @8otherreasons]

13 Nov 20191h 2min

First order of business: Lap Dance Workshop will be November 18th @ 6:30pm in Vancouver. And TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT! This week I have a guest to co-host with me - please welcome back the cute kiwi Riley! We sit down and talk about: balancing school and work, cheap guys creeping on Only Fans, sleeping naked, fruit roll up labias, our unique masturbatory practices, period sex, smelling panties, creeping exes on ig, and tackle a bunch of your questions and “how to”s! Thanks for listening and happy hoe-ing!

6 Nov 201958min

Happy Halloween from your favourite hoe!! Today I’m joined by newborn stripper Rosie. Only in the game for approximately one month, she is still covered in placenta and ambition. We discuss: starting your sex work career in your thirties, profiting off the male gaze, being a stripper who can’t dance, bro gangs, and burning witches (aka. The tragic killing of dope ass women)!  Wishing you all a very Happy HALLOWEEN!  Thanks for listening & happy hoe-ing!

30 Okt 201947min

This week I am joined by erotic masseuse Heidi who fills us in on the unique world of tantalizing touch! We talk: Answering sketchy Craigslist ads, the “training” of an erotic masseuse, dating as an SW, being bisexual in the industry, getting and vetting clients, and of course HAPPY ENDINGS! Thanks for listening and happy hoe-ing!

16 Okt 201956min

This week I interview fellow stripper Penny! We talk: being a smart hoe, toxic monogamy and almost shitting on your customer. Note: if you’re seeing a trend here, we are JUST PEOPLE! Thanks for listening and happy hoe-ing

3 Okt 20191h 2min

Let’s be honest - it’s been a little while since I was a baby stripper, my granny ass memory is shit. and I need a real baby stripper to help me out. To continue with my crash course for newbies in the stripping industry, this week I interview baby stripper Riley! We talk the hiring process, working stag parties, how eating disorders can impact/be impacted by sex work, how to handle clients rejecting you, and many more tips for baby strippers! Thank you for listening and Happy Hoe-ing!

24 Sep 20191h 13min

In this day and age EVERYTHING is online, even the sexy stuff, and many women have made the most of it by using it as a way to profit off their natural talent of turning people on right from their own living room! This week I am joined by cam model Ashley to fill us in on the ins and outs of turning on your computer and turning people on! Also on this week’s episode of 50 PAT I bitch about another sugar daddy dud, announce my pending sex worker course, and answer your questions about sex trafficking, drugs & strip culture, and stripping as a parent. Thanks for listening and happy hoe-ing!

11 Sep 20191h 1min

Hey guys! I have had so many of you writing in questions about sugar babies and wanting to know more. Well you have asked and I have answered! This week’s episode I am joined by sugar baby Bianca to fill us in on the sugar-coated world of paid companionship.

28 Aug 20191h 15min