Mark Normand Is A Gay Dad | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Mark Normand Is A Gay Dad | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/BEARS ! #trueclassicpod - Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to get started. - Get started at https://factormeals.com/bears50off and use code bears50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura is joined by the hilariously unfiltered Mark Normand! The episode kicks off with farts and sharts as Mark shares the horrifying tale of sharting on a date right after letting one rip at the top of the show. The Bears talk about parenthood, including Mark's brand-new baby, Tom's kids telling gay jokes, the absolute chaos of tiny humans mimicking adult behavior, and the innocence of youth. They next dive into Tom Cruise’s intensity, his popcorn-eating habits, and whether the man who saved cinema is also just a little…off. Then they go deep on comedy life: struggling in New York, open mics, internet haters, and the brutal truth that even legends get roasted. Mark also shares more about life as a Brooklyn dad, falling asleep to podcasts, his time as a janitor, and a wild Copenhagen strip club story courtesy of Bert Kreischer. The conversation also hits on Tim Dillon's CNN moment, Sam Morril, Joe List, Vyvanse brain boosts, and weird dudes trying to get into business with Tom’s old corn star neighbor. Buckle up, queef it up, and enjoy! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 292 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:35 - Sharts & Babies 00:05:08 - Tom Cruise 00:13:42 - Dad Stuff 00:20:12 - COMEDY! 00:27:22 - Hate From The Internet 00:33:42 - New York Comedy Scene 00:38:46 - Gay For Bert 00:44:41 - Conquering New York 00:51:03 - Right Man For The Job 01:00:10 - Texas 01:03:34 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ep. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave Tom Segura surprises Bert Kreischer by having the Stanley Cup brought into the studio and they learn about its history together! The two of them also revisit the idea of becoming dandies. The question "what is the youngest age you would date" is also explored. What's the youngest you would go? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Mar 20201h 40min

Ep. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

The 2 Bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in their 1 Cave today. Bert just got off the road, how is he doing? Tom and Bert are starting to realize they have no hobbies, so they start to entertain the idea of starting one. Will Bert become a Dandy? Will Bert buy a car on the podcast? These are all hobbies discussed. Plus, Tom and Bert look into joining a secret society. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Feb 20201h 50min

Ep. 18 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 18 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

The 2 Bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in their 1 Cave! First we must discuss, what could be breaking news: Bert had a heart attack last night?! TMZ is trying to confirm! Then, Tom and Bert discuss the Ari Shaffir tweet about Kobe Bryant. Then we get on to the Super Bowl half time show! Jennifer Lopez and Shakira look absolutely incredible! Which one would you rather fill up?? LeeAnn got a text about Caronavirus from Christina that she forwarded to half her phone book and kids. Always check the link before forwarding to other people! Bert celebrates Chinese New Year and we get more impressions from Bert. Tom and Bert then debate the pros and cons of early morning drinking before flights. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Feb 20201h 34min

Ep. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss things they learned from their fathers, their feelings about over emotional people, and their new weight loss challenge. Tom also shares a cool story about about a guy who was not nice to his mom. What did YOU learn from your dad? Who do YOU think will win this weight loss challenge? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Jan 20201h 31min

Ep. 16 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 16 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

What do the 2 Bears get up to in the cave this week? First, Tom and Bert show off hats that they're not sure if they can sell or not, but if guys like them, we'll figure something out! Then we get on the subject of Tom's new found love for speaking Spanish on podcasts! Is it all a rouse? What's the ACTUAL reason? Bert has some ideas! Bert then tells us about his spiritual healer. They also discuss their love of 50 Cent and how incredibly funny he is. Bert then starts to make some interesting observations: he thinks Christina P is the mastermind behind all the Bert-shaming that's been going on for years! is it true? Let us know in the comments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Jan 20201h 12min

Ep. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer is burning his mouth on an Uncrustable while Tom Segura laughs. That’s how this episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave begins. The only way to follow that is with a history lesson. Plus, we find out about Tom’s parenting misstep and about what a miracle Bert’s kids are alive and haven’t been taken away. There’s a quick call from Joey Diaz and the Bears reminisce about Bert’s old sex show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Des 20191h 27min

Ep. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Today, on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer talk about what they’re thankful for. After Tom’s “Toast” video with Sam Adams dropped, it got the Bears to thinking about what they should give thanks for this holiday season. We get a sample of Bert’s award winning impressions, interactions with alcoholics and some wild stories about “apologies.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Des 20191h 34min

Ep. 13 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 13 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

On today's 2 Bears 1 Cave the music video that shook the internet to it's core is first seen by Bert Kreischer. This episode was recorded right as Tom Segura dropped his legendary music video and we get Bert's first reaction to seeing it for the first time. Plus, Tom has just shot his NETFLIX special as Bert is gearing up to shoot his. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Nov 20191h 4min

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