We're Being Replaced! (For The Summer) | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

We're Being Replaced! (For The Summer) | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: - Order on DoorDash and save big during Summer of DashPass. Sign up today! DashPass benefits apply only to eligible orders. Terms apply. - Sponsored by BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bears - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code BEARS -- just pay $5 shipping. - If your revenues are at least in the seven figures, download the free e-book “Navigating Global Trade: 3 Insights for Leaders” at https://NetSuite.com/BEARS - Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/cave Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer reunite in sunny California for a jam-packed episode full of FOMO, fatherhood, and flaming hot air balloon disasters. The bears talk about Tom’s California vacation and getting into surfing with his boys. They dig into wild parenting comparisons, Luis J. Gomez’s insane training routines, and Bert feeling FOMO for Andrew Schulz’s perfect summer life on Instagram. Tom then drops major news about shooting a new Netflix movie called El Tigre, which leads to Bert sharing his own plans for filming the series Free Bert in Atlanta. With both Bears tied up all summer, they announce special "Summer Bears" episodes and name the two hosts Chris Distefano and Stavros Halkias. Things get political (kind of) as Bert and Tom debate who should talk about world issues—spoiler alert: it’s not them. Bert then rants about the sheer terror of hot air balloons and Tom tells another legendary Top Dog tale about how he diverted a plane so he could take a piss. Buckle up—it’s a bumpy (and hilarious) ride. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 296 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:40 - Father FOMO 00:05:07 - The Summer Bears 00:16:45 - FaceTiming Chrissy D 00:20:16 - The Middle Class Of Comedy 00:33:09 - Bert Explains Global Politics 00:39:48 - Hot Air Balloons Are Sketch 00:49:29 - Crazy Plane Stories 01:00:17 - Helicopters 01:06:45 - Uber Driver Smackdown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The Bears Are Back | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 212

The Bears Are Back | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 212

Tickets for Tom's new Come Together Tour are now available! Get them now by going to https://tomsegura.com/tour Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Bert and Tom are back in the studio for some much needed catching up! They discuss Bert's new healthy habits and then immediately try out nicotine pouches. Tom shares a story about why he's the "Master of Finding Missing Items" and Bert recollects all the cruise ship insanity from "Fully Loaded at Sea". The bears also talk about Bert's "new girlfriend", not getting enough credit for good deeds, dark algorithms on Instagram, life advice from jacked dudes, taking Tom Segura's family on adventures, and Bert's crush on Josh Hartnett! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Nov 20231h 22min

The Crazy World of Steve-O | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 211

The Crazy World of Steve-O | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 211

Welcome to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Bert Kreischer is joined by guest bear Steve-O. They discuss Steve-O’s new special, the start of his entertainment career, his Jackass co-stars, his time in rehab, what it means to be happy, and much more. They also talk on the phone to Mike “Cowhead” Calta, and Dr. Drew Pinsky. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Nov 20231h 27min

Bombing In Front Of De Niro w/ Colin Quinn | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 210

Bombing In Front Of De Niro w/ Colin Quinn | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 210

SPONSORS:  -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Colin Quinn joins Tom to discuss some of their most horrific bomb stories. Colin also talks about working at SNL, his favorite (and least favorite) SNL hosts, and some pretty wild Chevy Chase stories. Tom is convinced that drunks ruin shows and Colin wants to pitch a new idea to Bert for his standup. Other topics include: one man shows, “resetting” a bad audience, and how MTV used to be cool. It’s a fun and insightful episode. Enjoy! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Nov 20231h 16min

John Stamos Was Bullied For His Looks | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 209

John Stamos Was Bullied For His Looks | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 209

On this episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, John Stamos joins Bert to talk about fame, getting sober, and The Beach Boys. Stamos also opens up about being bullied for his looks and the loss of Bob Saget. The two discuss Don Rickles, the Olsen twins, burning bridges, and the importance of giving it your all. Other topics include: General Hospital, Howard Stern, and family. Tom comes up quite a bit, as well. John’s new book is available now and it sounds like there are a lot of crazy stories in it. Check it out! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Okt 20232h

The Dark Side of Clean Comedy w/ Sam Morril | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 208

The Dark Side of Clean Comedy w/ Sam Morril | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 208

Sam Morril joins Tom Segura for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss Michael Jordan and the NBA, having to do clean comedy and the dark sides of clean comedians, some of their favorite movies, gambling in Atlantic City, Woody Allen, their writing processes, Tracy Morgan, Tom’s dad Top Dog, Greg Giraldo, Tom’s experience flying with the Blue Angels, and the flight that had to land because a woman had diarrhea on the plane. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Okt 20231h 29min

The Rise of Matt Rife | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 207

The Rise of Matt Rife | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 207

Go see Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer LIVE at The MGM Grand Garden Arena, February 10th, 2024. Tickets available at: https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour Tom Segura is joined by guest bear Matt Rife for this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss Matt's meteoric rise to fame, Matt's time on Wild 'n Out, Netflix comedy specials vs. YouTube comedy specials, crowd work and hecklers, dealing with negative feedback, Matt plans to buy his mom a house, and much more! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Okt 20231h 37min

What Will Make Bert Less Fat? w/ Layne Norton | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 206

What Will Make Bert Less Fat? w/ Layne Norton | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 206

Layne Norton is the founder of fitness coaching company BioLayne, a powerlifter, bodybuilder, and author. He joins Tom Segura to discuss powerlifting, bodybuilding, testosterone replacement therapy, stress management, the ketogenic diet, how unhealthy diet soda actually is, why people are obese, and wraps up by discussing Bert Kreischer’s new healthy lifestyle. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Okt 20231h 36min

From Hip Hop to Stand-Up w/ Cipha Sounds | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 205

From Hip Hop to Stand-Up w/ Cipha Sounds | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 205

SPONSORS: Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Cipha Sounds joins Bert as a guest bear to talk about his journey from DJ to stand-up comedian. The two discuss sobriety and how being easy to work with will get you far in this industry. They also talk New York hip hop, the death of Tupac, and Cipha’s new TV show Hip Hop Treasures, which sounds awesome. There’s also a conversation about religious sex and a move called “soaking.” Enjoy! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Okt 20231h 47min

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