Disney Princess Porn Is My New Hobby
Chelsea marks 16 years sober with zero presents and a formal complaint. She spends a weekend eye-fucking Aquaman at a lake party, watches her friend ask to do coke in front of someone's kids, and gets...
24 Aug 36min
How to Get Divorced with your Best Friend
Chelsea smuggled a butcher knife out of her old apartment at 8 AM, drove through a school zone going 30 in a 20 with it stuffed in her boot, still high from yoga, and has decided to just leave it in t...
19 Aug 26min
Why Men Hate Women
We know why men hate women, and it either has to do with the NFL or ladies being super tiny. We have a whole gym-bro breakdown and a pantsless yoga teacher. Plus: the wildest new friend group we've ma...
10 Aug 47min
How to Break Up in 5 Minutes
How to break up in 5 minutes: 1. Start a podcast with your bestie 4 years ago 2. Talk about every aspect of your life and your feelings and life decisions. 3. Release the episode before you have a tou...
3 Aug 38min
Nip Slips and Psychics
A psychic, a nipple, and six days of radio silence. Lindsay takes her first solo vacation. The psychic says full-time podcaster by end of year and rich in three. All while she accidentally flashes he...
28 Jul 45min
My Therapist Said Stop Talking About Feelings
Lindsay just had her first therapy session, and it did not go the direction you'd expect. She's feeling a "solid friendship vibe" with her husb and her therapist says to shut down feelings and stick t...
20 Jul 38min
[REPLAY] MAGA with Camel Toes
Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie. Chapters 02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies 05:54 Linds...
13 Jul 45min
Midlife Crisis Meltdown
Besties, we are NOT okay and we are LOVING it. This week Lindsay drops the bomb we did not see coming: she's having marriage issues and an identity crisis, she's moving out, and she is moving in with ...
7 Jul 34min
