Tom and Bert's Favorite OF Submissions | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Tom and Bert's Favorite OF Submissions | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Attention Hanover, MD! Tommy Buns is coming to The Hall At Live! Casino, Sunday, October 19. Get tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - As always, get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code BEARS at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. https://bluechew.com -Sponsored by BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bears - Download the CFO’s Guide to AI and Machine Learning for FREE at https://NetSuite.com/BEARS. This week, Bert and Tom dive headfirst into the weirdest brain rot rabbit holes yet — from testing out VR porn ("you can see her fillings!") to auditioning more OnlyFans submissions, one of which that includes… a unique Por Osos bottle cameo. The Bears also pitch a business idea for a grown-man “locker room,” debate how Bert's woke daughters compare to Tom's redneck sons, and discover the world’s wildest dogs and cats. Plus: Jelly Roll’s 5K transformation, Savannah cats that look like mini-lions, and Bert’s desperate plan to sneak another puppy past Leanne. It’s sex robots, freeze porn, fat-to-fit inspiration, and pet chaos all rolled into one classic 2 Bears, 1 Cave mess. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 309 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:22 - Jimmy Kimmel and Tylenol 00:08:17 - New Interest 00:15:54 - What The Kids Are Into 00:27:48 - The Bears Draft A Prospect 00:38:32 - The Locker Room Experience 00:46:18 - Jelly Roll 00:52:10 - Cane Corso vs. Dogo Argentino vs. Savannah Cat 01:01:14 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ep. 39 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 39 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

SPONSORS: - You can try ShipStation FREE for 60 days when you use offer code CAVE. - Go to forhims.com/bears for a free online visit - Receive $10 Off Your first pair of Feetures by going to feetures.com and using the code BEARS. - Go to drinkLMNT.com/BEARS and check out their electrolyte variety pack! Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Bert's drinking the night before, during which he sent text messages to Tom and Nadav about the 1972 Miami Dolphins. This prompts a conversation about the best NFL teams of all time. They then discuss Shaq and Charles Barkley's bench press contest, Charles Haley, Nick Cannon's recent controversy, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith's Red Table Talk, the celebrity "Responsibility" video, and what celebrities Bert is more famous than. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Jul 20201h 32min

Ep. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's recent drive-in movie theater tour, wiping barehanded, and Bert's foot race with his tour bus driver, Ron. Bert also reveals that he has started eating ice cream. A lot of ice cream. Tom and Bert then look at a Amazon review for Kool-Aid written by a fan, and Tom reveals new Kool-Aid inspired merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Jul 20201h 11min

Ep. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by eating Krispy Kreme donuts. They give Russell Peters a call to discuss Hinduism, which Bert is interested in possibly joining. They also discuss how often they brush their teeth, celebrities with fake teeth and fake hair, planking, Trinidad James, and Bert's daily caloric intake. Bert and Nadav also talk out their differences. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Jul 20201h 38min

Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing why they would make a good couple, and Bert pitches a new show idea. They give Nikki Glaser a call to run the idea by her. Bert also reveals how much Kool-Aid he consumes in a day. The bears also taste test various sodas, talk about their favorite sneakers, and explore new religions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Jun 20201h 5min

Ep. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

SPONSORS: - See how much you can save by re-shopping your home insurance rates at Policygenius.com - Use Code: BEARS for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - Buy One, Get One Free - Get started with your first month free! Go to ForHims.com/bears. - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15%. Sleep better, recover faster, and train smarter - Go to hellotushy.com/BEARS get 10% off your order Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Wild 'n Out and 85 South, two of Bert's favorite new discoveries. They discuss lame agents, managers, and execs; how Cowhead survived coronavirus; lifestyle comedians; Oklahoma State football coach Mike Gundy; Denzel Washington, Lil Wayne, and Morgan Freeman's comments on racism, and the pronunciation of "nightmare." Spoiler alert: Bert's been saying it wrong. They also talk about some of the top news stories such as the new anti-discrimination law passed by the Supreme Court, Nicki Minaj and Tekashi 6ix9ine's music video, the rising number of coronavirus cases, and Howard Stern's recent backlash. They wrap up this episode by answering Bert's would you rather question: Would you rather dunk, play scratch golf, run an ultra marathon or be able to hit a home run off a major league pitcher? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Jun 20201h 39min

Ep. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing their hair loss and weight gain over the years. Tom shares YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's cool new content with Bert. Then Bert breaks down his new favorite commercial. They also discuss losing their virginity, decaf coffee, men's wigs, 85 South, and UTIs. Also, the 2 Bears baseball caps are available sooner than you think! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Jun 20201h 19min

Ep. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Get tickets to Tom Segura's Charity Zoom Event here: https://givebutter.com/lls-tom-segura Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by to rebrand the infamous hashtag coined by Tom all those years ago. Tom suggests three new options to replace it. They also discuss Bert's most recent discovery: Nadav has red hair! Who knew? Tom shares a story of touring Dr. Dre's old house, which leads Bert to pitch a show in which they would tour celebrity houses and guess whose it is. They talk to Taran from Taran Tactical on the phone about gun laws in various states. The Bears also discuss Lance Armstrong, Bert's upcoming drive-in movie theater tour, and sign language interpreters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Jun 20201h 26min

Ep. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the viral "Karen in Central Park" video, Jimmy Fallon's blackface controversy, the best Superbowl teams, and if they would take on Jason Bateman as a lover. The bears also take calls from Ari Shaffir and Whitney Cummings to have them weigh in on these topics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Jun 20201h 24min

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