Honestly Smartless

What does holding space even mean? We finally started making goals for 2025, and on the list is being less of a loser. Send us a text Three Spirit Elixirs and Alt WinesDesigned by plant scientists and...

16 Des 202427min

How much would you charge to be a fake girlfriend? And would you rather have hoofs for hands or candy cane legs? And more nonsense, like "What is Kohl's cash??" Send us a text Support the show Like...

12 Des 202416min

Being honest about the scams of beauty trends, supplements, and the pressure of having holiday plans. And sharing hacks of having food poisoning, how to not spend money on Black Friday, and chatting a...

9 Des 202419min

A twisted game of 'F*ck, Marry, Kill' with iconic Christmas characters & we share our favorite holiday movies. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs...

5 Des 20247min

Being honestly smartless about our love for giraffes, just realizing that Glen Powell is pretty hot, and Lindsay is trying to help Chelsea make better decisions but she sees it as c*ckblocking. Send...

2 Des 202426min

Male yoga teachers - ick or ok? Do you think football players are throwing the games to win bets? Finally, what's the deal with advent calendars? Send us a text Three Spirit Elixirs and Alt WinesDe...

28 Nov 202413min

We love a good rebrand! Introducing, "Honestly Smartless", because we are just two dumb girls. We are putting up Christmas decor, perfume for dogs, and the most epic brunch roasting of a boyfriend of...

25 Nov 202427min

We have to talk about Zach Bryan and Brianna Chicken Fry, including the public humiliation stemming from a breakup and the implications of such actions in today's culture. And, are we joining a cult? ...

21 Nov 20249min